Life Stats
@lifestats.bsky.social
Vital statistics. Empirical data or wild guesses welcome.
Number of presents you’ve given that have been regifted.
December 11, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Number of presents you’ve given that have been regifted.
Average Scoville Heat Units per meal.
December 6, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Average Scoville Heat Units per meal.
Squares of toilet paper used.
December 6, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Squares of toilet paper used.
Number of interviews you didn’t get the job for because you chose the wrong shirt/tie combination.
December 4, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Number of interviews you didn’t get the job for because you chose the wrong shirt/tie combination.
Toothbrush bristles ingested.
December 4, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Toothbrush bristles ingested.
Milligrams of caffeine consumed.
November 29, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Milligrams of caffeine consumed.
Socks lost in the dryer.
Socks thrown away because you thought you lost the other one in the dryer but it actually fell behind your laundry basket
Socks thrown away because you thought you lost the other one in the dryer but it actually fell behind your laundry basket
November 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Socks lost in the dryer.
Socks thrown away because you thought you lost the other one in the dryer but it actually fell behind your laundry basket
Socks thrown away because you thought you lost the other one in the dryer but it actually fell behind your laundry basket
Stair steps ascended.
November 26, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Stair steps ascended.
Number of 360° rotations in an office chair.
November 26, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Number of 360° rotations in an office chair.
Times scrolled to the bottom of a social media feed.
November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Times scrolled to the bottom of a social media feed.