Life's a Pitch Podcast
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The podcast where we pitch the best movies that'll never get made.
We approach some modern problems with some Old West Solutions in this weeks episode, which is out now on most podcast places! We pitch the film "The Town That Was Just Big Enough"
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
We approach some modern problems with some Old West Solutions in this weeks episode, which is out now on most podcast places! We pitch the film "The Town That Was Just Big Enough"
What time is it? It's time to pitch some MODERN WESTERNS! Give us your best made up film titles in the comments!
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What time is it? It's time to pitch some MODERN WESTERNS! Give us your best made up film titles in the comments!
New episode out now! We pitch the movie "Daft Punk Is Playing At My House" as well as some more movies based on song titles!
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
New episode out now! We pitch the movie "Daft Punk Is Playing At My House" as well as some more movies based on song titles!
Mamma Mia!! Here we go again! We're pitching FILMS BASED ON SONG TITLES this week, so get your favourite song titles to us in the comments, and we'll pitch the movies!
(Also, isn't it haunting how alone Colin Firth looks in this picture...)
(Also, isn't it haunting how alone Colin Firth looks in this picture...)
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Mamma Mia!! Here we go again! We're pitching FILMS BASED ON SONG TITLES this week, so get your favourite song titles to us in the comments, and we'll pitch the movies!
(Also, isn't it haunting how alone Colin Firth looks in this picture...)
(Also, isn't it haunting how alone Colin Firth looks in this picture...)
Every scriptwriter must have seen this pop up in the late 90s/early 00s
October 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Every scriptwriter must have seen this pop up in the late 90s/early 00s
Anyone else excited to see Jeff Bridges in Tron:Ares? Well, apparently no one is… so we’re pitching some SCI-FI CYBER movies this week and we want YOUR made up movie titles!!
October 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Anyone else excited to see Jeff Bridges in Tron:Ares? Well, apparently no one is… so we’re pitching some SCI-FI CYBER movies this week and we want YOUR made up movie titles!!
The olden days were dangerous! Everyone was looking for love, and then they'd meet someone like Jack "the Big Spin Killer" of the Titanic, known for throwing thousands of people off a boat as part of his sick "dance".
We're pitching HISTORICAL ROMANCE movies, so give us your made up titles!
We're pitching HISTORICAL ROMANCE movies, so give us your made up titles!
October 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The olden days were dangerous! Everyone was looking for love, and then they'd meet someone like Jack "the Big Spin Killer" of the Titanic, known for throwing thousands of people off a boat as part of his sick "dance".
We're pitching HISTORICAL ROMANCE movies, so give us your made up titles!
We're pitching HISTORICAL ROMANCE movies, so give us your made up titles!
October 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Let's play a game called "is this shot from 2001: A Space Odyssey or a Jamiroquai music video?"
We're pitching SPACE SCI FI movies this week, so give us your fake movie titles in the replies!
We're pitching SPACE SCI FI movies this week, so give us your fake movie titles in the replies!
October 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Let's play a game called "is this shot from 2001: A Space Odyssey or a Jamiroquai music video?"
We're pitching SPACE SCI FI movies this week, so give us your fake movie titles in the replies!
We're pitching SPACE SCI FI movies this week, so give us your fake movie titles in the replies!
New episode is out now! We discuss a very controversial religious hypothetical in "The Bible" - soundcloud.com/lifesapitchp...
also available on Spotify and most podcast places!
also available on Spotify and most podcast places!
September 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
New episode is out now! We discuss a very controversial religious hypothetical in "The Bible" - soundcloud.com/lifesapitchp...
also available on Spotify and most podcast places!
also available on Spotify and most podcast places!
Hey! Anyone remember this book? We hope so! New episode coming tomorrow!!
September 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Hey! Anyone remember this book? We hope so! New episode coming tomorrow!!
Saw on the other day. For such a small cinema it had a wide range of new releases!
September 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Saw on the other day. For such a small cinema it had a wide range of new releases!
I think Stephen King has a list on which is every object and action imaginable, titled "What if it was scary?"
Looks like he's gotten all the way down to "Walking".
We're pitching BOOK ADAPTATIONS so give us real book titles that we're not gonna read, so we can pitch movie adaptations of em!
Looks like he's gotten all the way down to "Walking".
We're pitching BOOK ADAPTATIONS so give us real book titles that we're not gonna read, so we can pitch movie adaptations of em!
September 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I think Stephen King has a list on which is every object and action imaginable, titled "What if it was scary?"
Looks like he's gotten all the way down to "Walking".
We're pitching BOOK ADAPTATIONS so give us real book titles that we're not gonna read, so we can pitch movie adaptations of em!
Looks like he's gotten all the way down to "Walking".
We're pitching BOOK ADAPTATIONS so give us real book titles that we're not gonna read, so we can pitch movie adaptations of em!
Running Man? Looks like a jogging man at best. We're gonna pitch some unhinged REALITY TV shows and movies because we keep doing it accidentally anyway.
Give us your fake REALITY TV titles in the replies!
Give us your fake REALITY TV titles in the replies!
August 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Running Man? Looks like a jogging man at best. We're gonna pitch some unhinged REALITY TV shows and movies because we keep doing it accidentally anyway.
Give us your fake REALITY TV titles in the replies!
Give us your fake REALITY TV titles in the replies!
It was very lovely to meet @abbydenton.com and get the chance to see her show at the Edinburgh fringe tonight. Go and see it if you’re up here. It’s a lovely, warm set with a lot of heart!
August 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It was very lovely to meet @abbydenton.com and get the chance to see her show at the Edinburgh fringe tonight. Go and see it if you’re up here. It’s a lovely, warm set with a lot of heart!
If anyone is in Edinburgh over the next few days, Tom is in Side Quest along with a bunch of other people we have had on the show over the years! If you like DnD or fantasy in general come see! #edfringe
August 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If anyone is in Edinburgh over the next few days, Tom is in Side Quest along with a bunch of other people we have had on the show over the years! If you like DnD or fantasy in general come see! #edfringe
As unappealing as the Mortal Kombat 2 trailer looks, they did make one really good call. If anything is a safe bet, it's casting Karl Urban as a beleaguered bloke having to deal with a bunch of freaks, like in that other thing he's in! Give us your fake MARTIAL ARTS movie titles in the replies!
August 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
As unappealing as the Mortal Kombat 2 trailer looks, they did make one really good call. If anything is a safe bet, it's casting Karl Urban as a beleaguered bloke having to deal with a bunch of freaks, like in that other thing he's in! Give us your fake MARTIAL ARTS movie titles in the replies!
The curse of Blade is so potent it seems to have messed around with Marvel's reboot so much that people are STILL using this screenshot of Mahershala Ali from Alita: Battle Angel in articles about it.
Blade hangs out with vampires and stuff, give us your URBAN FANTASY movie titles in the replies!
Blade hangs out with vampires and stuff, give us your URBAN FANTASY movie titles in the replies!
August 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The curse of Blade is so potent it seems to have messed around with Marvel's reboot so much that people are STILL using this screenshot of Mahershala Ali from Alita: Battle Angel in articles about it.
Blade hangs out with vampires and stuff, give us your URBAN FANTASY movie titles in the replies!
Blade hangs out with vampires and stuff, give us your URBAN FANTASY movie titles in the replies!
This week we’re pitching WEDDING movies!! Give us your best made up wedding movie titles!
July 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
This week we’re pitching WEDDING movies!! Give us your best made up wedding movie titles!
Remember when they tried to make us believe that Sandra Bullock could be made to look frumpy and inelegant in Miss Congeniality?
Remember when they lied to us all?
We're pitching PERFORMANCE COMPETITION movies this week, give us your fake titles to pitch on the show!
Remember when they lied to us all?
We're pitching PERFORMANCE COMPETITION movies this week, give us your fake titles to pitch on the show!
July 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Remember when they tried to make us believe that Sandra Bullock could be made to look frumpy and inelegant in Miss Congeniality?
Remember when they lied to us all?
We're pitching PERFORMANCE COMPETITION movies this week, give us your fake titles to pitch on the show!
Remember when they lied to us all?
We're pitching PERFORMANCE COMPETITION movies this week, give us your fake titles to pitch on the show!
Ahhh, the post-apocalyptic future. Thin guys running away from thinner guys, big guys sitting on thrones and pointing, constant arguments about the last of the water! It sounds so much better than the real future!
We're looking for fake POST APOCALYPSE movie titles, leave 'em in the replies!
We're looking for fake POST APOCALYPSE movie titles, leave 'em in the replies!
July 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ahhh, the post-apocalyptic future. Thin guys running away from thinner guys, big guys sitting on thrones and pointing, constant arguments about the last of the water! It sounds so much better than the real future!
We're looking for fake POST APOCALYPSE movie titles, leave 'em in the replies!
We're looking for fake POST APOCALYPSE movie titles, leave 'em in the replies!
You could certainly be forgiven for believing that the Friday in question was the freakiest it was possible for a Friday to get, but I assure you that due to an unexpected contrivance of fate this Friday is even freakier!
We're gonna pitch UNNECESSARY SEQUEL movies! Give us fake titles for those!
We're gonna pitch UNNECESSARY SEQUEL movies! Give us fake titles for those!
June 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You could certainly be forgiven for believing that the Friday in question was the freakiest it was possible for a Friday to get, but I assure you that due to an unexpected contrivance of fate this Friday is even freakier!
We're gonna pitch UNNECESSARY SEQUEL movies! Give us fake titles for those!
We're gonna pitch UNNECESSARY SEQUEL movies! Give us fake titles for those!
This week we’re pitching FISH- OUT-OF-WATER movies! Which historically means giving a feral Brendan Fraser a make-over! Give us your made up movie titles!
June 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This week we’re pitching FISH- OUT-OF-WATER movies! Which historically means giving a feral Brendan Fraser a make-over! Give us your made up movie titles!
Did you know that a surprising amount of the details in the Netflix show "The Last Dance" are also brought up in Space Jam? Well we've not done the research but it sounds right. We're pitching LIVE ACTION ANIMATION CROSSOVERS this week so get you made up film titles in so we can pitch some movies!
June 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Did you know that a surprising amount of the details in the Netflix show "The Last Dance" are also brought up in Space Jam? Well we've not done the research but it sounds right. We're pitching LIVE ACTION ANIMATION CROSSOVERS this week so get you made up film titles in so we can pitch some movies!