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Michael
@lifeofpie.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 Cat butler, dog dad. Eat the rich.
My birthstone is a tarot card.
Until she’s sworn in, she has no official role, capacity, funding, standing. If he spent more time in his role and less time on Grindr, he’d know that.
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
That’s because Lindsey Graham wouldn’t stop calling him to offer his services. 🤣
September 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
For less than $100 you can buy a copier at Office Depot and the DOJ should be using their time more wisely.
September 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What’s weird is you could replace “homeless people” with whatever other group he demonizes and the entire lesson could be learned. 🤷🏻‍♂️
September 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sorry, is he too sick to address cameras directly about how unfair the decision was on tariffs? No gloating about how “alive” he is? Just a quick blurry shuttle to a car? Gonna need better ‘proof of life’ pics. 🥸
August 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
He looks like this could be anybody. 💁🏼‍♂️
August 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let me guess…it came with a foreword by Ghislaine Maxwell?
August 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Did Dersh keep his underwear on when he said this?
August 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He hates everything.
June 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
These are the same people who won’t hire anyone over 50.
June 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Bessent is gayer than a picnic basket. The only thing he can throw is shade.
June 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM