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25, All around loser. Apologies to anyone who has heard my voice.
Portraying them as talking vegetables is fine, but as lobsters? People think that's sacriligious?
December 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
In what universe would that count
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Let Blue drop an F bomb
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Someone told me he had mommy issues so I read his lore and wow yeah I'd have mommy issues too if I were him
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
That's fine, we don't need another Ben Swolo meme
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Half of these don't even make sense
December 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"This is just Paul Tassi with a scar"
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The priority contract for Pikers is telling me to do a contested job against the Vex and Cabal owned territory, but you don't fight against those factions in their respective territories - you fight their enemies, which means theres a chance Pikers will ask you to fight... themselves?
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is it the line where we find out his real identity
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Why in the world would you put it in the timeline node of all places? Nobody's gonna know where to find it lol
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hmm yes the hands here are made out of your hands
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The most progressive show from the 1960's:

(for context, the "Evil Kirk" attempted to SA her earlier that episode)
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I just checked the wikipedia description of that episode and wow those last 2 sentences are from the 60's alright.
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
With the power of the PS4, you can-
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Also, video game razzies should be a thing
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Billy goat or the other one?"
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The last dlc was their attempt to implement all that player feedback at once... the player count is at its lowest point in history
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"Over a decade ago" implies she is no longer a child
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
That can't be good for the cholesterol
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Make pumpkin pie anyway
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
And yet you complain about them being a menace 😠
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"I saw Arasaka strip innocent cats of food, then water, then finally their homes. Nevermind that they were immediately returned to them fully cleaned and restocked with food and water, we need to nuke them V"
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Fuck
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh god I remember that part. That was the mission where they really ramped up the difficulty with the puzzles. Worst concept for a dlc ever.
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM