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The families went after him for the judgment so hard he thought armed robbery was a good idea. He was in prison for way less than he deserved but he never had a moment‘s peace for the rest of his miserable life.
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
16 is the age of consent in Va., because the South. His charges were based on his supervisory position over the child, as a teacher. He think the fact that she wasn’t a current student should make it ok. He is wrong and he showed us his whole ass.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The whole concept of legal capacity flies right over their head. It’s not a super abstract concept to understand. They’re just dumb and addicted to motivated reasoning.
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It’s also the fact that he probably thinks he’s entitled to it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
McAdams should be scared. Salt Lake is surprisingly progressive. Lived here my whole life and the mealy-mouthed moderate politics that might have worked 15 years ago aren’t going to work for him. He‘s going to get smoked from the left. We’re tired of safe white Mormon men running fucking everything.
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
They’re such fucking toddlers. Let’s wreck the economy in a way everyone saw coming. Then, having wrecked the economy, scramble and improvise a bunch hare-brained shit that sounds plausible for a Fox News hit. We’re not a serious country.
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“I ain’t no monument to justice! I LOST MY HAND!”

One of the best movies of all time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I mean, what more do they need to know than what happened to Pence? Like, if they got on their knees and sucked hard enough he would be more loyal to them than the guy on the ticket?
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That’s fair but in your analysis you’re assuming good faith actors who will continue to be good faith actors. Taylor is not that. She can’t be trusted to not have an ulterior motive and will revert to form when convenient. I recall something about a scorpion and a frog . . .
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
He’ll be awed and humbled by the office and become more presidential.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Line delivered by Patrick Warburton to Andy Richter just makes it a very precious gem that I say a couple times a month.
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Are you gonna help me or just stand there like a fat, stupid asshole?”
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Countdown on the “redemption“ story for the NYT Sunday Magazine. There is zero chance they’ll resist this fat curveball down the middle of the plate.
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The president of the most prestigious university in the country emails like a 12 year old boy. Jesus, “cuz”? Fucking seriously?
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Tipper gives fantastic head. Ask me how I know.
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The whole point of the culture war shit was to make it unthinkable for the MAGA chuds to ever vote for a democrat. It doesn’t matter how repulsive a republican might be, he’s better than a commie pinko trans child molester.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Nothing under the sun is more predictable than Marge not giving a shit about violent threats until they happen to her. Dumb as a rock with the emotional intelligence of a toddler.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
She repeatedly harassed a child who went thru a mass shooting and watched other children being murdered. Taylor can rot in hell for all I care. No “redemption” for her, ever. But the Left is fully committed to “my enemy’s enemy is my friend”. Cheney closed out the DNC convention, for god‘s sake.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Yup. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Let her work it out with the violent terrorist wing of the party that she loves. I’m sure if they just talked it out they’d stop threatening to kill her. They‘re her people.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Those political reporters should have tried a lot harder to be hot, blonde 20-somethings then.
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
There’s no succession in the Trump fiasco. I doubt Vance could survive a GOP primary. His wife is brown, he went to fancy east coast colleges, zero charisma. Whatever next in line means, he ain’t it. The whole edifice collapses once trump is gone.
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Boebert is the weak link. She’ll cave to Trump but won’t realize it doesn’t matter because she’s stupid and has zero political instincts. But the MAGA dipshits in her district don’t really care one way or the other. So whatevs.
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
She’s in heaven right now.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Nuzzi at least has some gross, morbid fascination. Who could possibly give the slightest shit about about Hines?
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
So this bitch is back on her bullshit, I guess? Awesome.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM