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Welcome to Life Grumps! We'll post quality reinterpretations of popular "Life Hacks" from content farms like 123GO!, 5-Minute Crafts and other similar sources.

You can definitely trust us, promise.

(Do not attempt these "Life Hacks" at home. Do it at someone else's house to minimize damage.)
Life Hack: Can't think of anything to do? Place some candy on a plate, then use a blow dryer to melt them! You don't even need a reason, and the police cannot stop you from doing this.

#LifeHack
December 10, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Life Hack: S̴̍͌h̴͉͆ȯ̶̑ẅ̴́͘e̴͒̕r̸̀͝ ̷̛̚w̵̿̚i̷̛̮t̸͊́h̶́͘ ̴̃͆g̷̃̚a̶̓̅s̵͑̓ō̶͒l̸̎͝i̵̽̏ñ̷̅ë̵͛

#LifeHack
December 10, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Life Hack: Bored at home? Grab some household items and create some fun new drinks with your friends!
December 9, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Life Hack: Having trouble removing some stubborn earwax? Apply some standard glue to a Q-Tip, insert it into your ear canal, then let dry. Wait 10 minutes then give it a good yank! This definitely will only remove earwax and won't cause any other problems.
December 5, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Life Hack: Want to make snow angels this Christmas season, but live in a climate where it doesn't snow? Repurpose your old shoes and make a shoe angel!
December 4, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Life Hack: Having trouble maintaining your high from sniffing glue? Try sucking it out straight from the source! All of the cool kids are doing it.
December 4, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Life Hack: Forget to study for your Chemistry exam? Aggressively shit your pants at the start of the test. The trip to the bathroom and/or nurse's office will give you some extra time to study!
December 3, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Life Hack: Medical bills piling up? Can’t make your next doctor’s appointment? Grab a friend and do your own colonoscopy at home!
December 2, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Life Hack: Stinky blood? Apply deodorant directly to your filthy wounds!
December 2, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Life Hack: Need an inconspicuous spot to hide your valuables? Bake them into a pie! Nobody would ever think to check the pile of pies in your closet for expensive jewelry.
December 2, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Life Hack: Did you know that some Christmas ornaments also double as dimensional prisons? Immortalize your family by trapping them in the mirror dimension!
December 1, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Life Hack: Wake up and choose violence.
December 1, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Life Hack: Need a fun way to prank your friends? Load a land mine with Doritos!
December 1, 2024 at 12:04 AM
LIFE HACK: Give the gift that keeps on giving this Christmas season! A Jizz Jar!

(Prefilling is optional, but encouraged.)
November 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Welcome to Life Grumps! We'll post quality reinterpretations of popular "Life Hacks" from content farms like 123GO!, 5-Minute Crafts and other similar sources.

You can definitely trust us, promise.

(Do not attempt these "Life Hacks" at home. Do it at someone else's house to minimize damage.)
November 30, 2024 at 11:20 PM