C.L.C. Hasz
@life1ntroverted.bsky.social
Writer. Traveler. Earthling. Readling.
Sauron of the garden 🌱🥀.
Bassist for The Beard & The Bird
Super duper married 😍.
#writer #author #vintagevibes
Sauron of the garden 🌱🥀.
Bassist for The Beard & The Bird
Super duper married 😍.
#writer #author #vintagevibes
My manuscript brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, "....Unfortunately, it’s not the right fit at this time."
And they're like, "....Unfortunately, it’s not the right fit at this time."
January 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My manuscript brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, "....Unfortunately, it’s not the right fit at this time."
And they're like, "....Unfortunately, it’s not the right fit at this time."
Do I really need yet another social media platform to slowly drain the remnants of my emotional well being?
Apparently, because I just downloaded this app again.
Apparently, because I just downloaded this app again.
a man in a joker costume says hi ...
ALT: a man in a joker costume says hi ...
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Do I really need yet another social media platform to slowly drain the remnants of my emotional well being?
Apparently, because I just downloaded this app again.
Apparently, because I just downloaded this app again.
Heyyyyy. You should go like my band, The Beard and The Bird, on the Tikky Tokky and rt my videos so I get famous and can retire.
Okay, thaaaaanks!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8rLmTpu/
Okay, thaaaaanks!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8rLmTpu/
The Beard & The Bird on TikTok
New song in the works! Not so #uprightbass #westernswing #lookmanolegs
www.tiktok.com
October 6, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Heyyyyy. You should go like my band, The Beard and The Bird, on the Tikky Tokky and rt my videos so I get famous and can retire.
Okay, thaaaaanks!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8rLmTpu/
Okay, thaaaaanks!
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8rLmTpu/
Quick update, my husband thought the words were "sweet old lady marmalade..."
October 5, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Quick update, my husband thought the words were "sweet old lady marmalade..."
My Husband, while scrolling his phone in front of the Bills game this weekend, "Some people read fantasy to escape reality. Other people watch football to escape reality... you do both. What does that say about our life?!"
Me...after cheering at the TV: "That I'm fantastic?"
Me...after cheering at the TV: "That I'm fantastic?"
October 3, 2023 at 3:23 PM
My Husband, while scrolling his phone in front of the Bills game this weekend, "Some people read fantasy to escape reality. Other people watch football to escape reality... you do both. What does that say about our life?!"
Me...after cheering at the TV: "That I'm fantastic?"
Me...after cheering at the TV: "That I'm fantastic?"
I ate too many Oreos and now feel like I'm dying - a Memoir.
September 22, 2023 at 9:43 PM
I ate too many Oreos and now feel like I'm dying - a Memoir.
Hey, writing community!
Is Horror Fantasy Romance genre a thing?
If so, do you have book/ author recs? (Consensual romance only)
Thank you kindly!
Is Horror Fantasy Romance genre a thing?
If so, do you have book/ author recs? (Consensual romance only)
Thank you kindly!
September 17, 2023 at 10:11 PM
Hey, writing community!
Is Horror Fantasy Romance genre a thing?
If so, do you have book/ author recs? (Consensual romance only)
Thank you kindly!
Is Horror Fantasy Romance genre a thing?
If so, do you have book/ author recs? (Consensual romance only)
Thank you kindly!
Dear Paramount+,
No one cares about the Chargers. Why can't I see the Bills game in California?!
Sincerely,
An Angry Californian-New Yorker Hybrid
No one cares about the Chargers. Why can't I see the Bills game in California?!
Sincerely,
An Angry Californian-New Yorker Hybrid
September 17, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Dear Paramount+,
No one cares about the Chargers. Why can't I see the Bills game in California?!
Sincerely,
An Angry Californian-New Yorker Hybrid
No one cares about the Chargers. Why can't I see the Bills game in California?!
Sincerely,
An Angry Californian-New Yorker Hybrid
If you have lifelong anxiety and also an appointment at 3:45pm, at a place you've never been, and it's 57 minutes away, what time do you leave, and why is it roughly three hours early?
September 14, 2023 at 8:33 PM
If you have lifelong anxiety and also an appointment at 3:45pm, at a place you've never been, and it's 57 minutes away, what time do you leave, and why is it roughly three hours early?
This weekend I was at a big music festival in Buffalo, NY and someone stopped me to tell me they saw me perform a few weeks prior and loved our set, and I nearly melted into a puddle on the ground.
September 14, 2023 at 5:54 PM
This weekend I was at a big music festival in Buffalo, NY and someone stopped me to tell me they saw me perform a few weeks prior and loved our set, and I nearly melted into a puddle on the ground.
My toxic trait is watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz so many times I think I can speak ancient Egyptian.
September 14, 2023 at 2:04 PM
My toxic trait is watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz so many times I think I can speak ancient Egyptian.
Home again. Trying to remember how to gracefully live in California again after a month masquerading as a New Yorker, and failing miserably so far 😂.
Send help... and snacks.
Send help... and snacks.
September 13, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Home again. Trying to remember how to gracefully live in California again after a month masquerading as a New Yorker, and failing miserably so far 😂.
Send help... and snacks.
Send help... and snacks.
*Husband watching intellectual emotionally complex, award winning films on our four hour flight*
Me: "Ooh! Spiderman Across the Spiderverse is out!"
Me: "Ooh! Spiderman Across the Spiderverse is out!"
September 13, 2023 at 1:11 AM
*Husband watching intellectual emotionally complex, award winning films on our four hour flight*
Me: "Ooh! Spiderman Across the Spiderverse is out!"
Me: "Ooh! Spiderman Across the Spiderverse is out!"
My favorite part of marriage is having my husband scare me awake out of a dead sleep, eight minutes before my alarm goes off, to ask me what time my alarm is going to go off.
September 12, 2023 at 1:59 PM
My favorite part of marriage is having my husband scare me awake out of a dead sleep, eight minutes before my alarm goes off, to ask me what time my alarm is going to go off.
My manuscript brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, "....Unfortunately, it’s not the right fit at this time."
And they're like, "....Unfortunately, it’s not the right fit at this time."
August 21, 2023 at 10:56 PM
My manuscript brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, "....Unfortunately, it’s not the right fit at this time."
And they're like, "....Unfortunately, it’s not the right fit at this time."
Does anyone else find themselves spending an inordinate amount of time lying on the ground lately?
August 21, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Does anyone else find themselves spending an inordinate amount of time lying on the ground lately?
I don't think I ever grew out of my "awkward phase."
I've just refined it.
I've just refined it.
August 18, 2023 at 3:47 PM
I don't think I ever grew out of my "awkward phase."
I've just refined it.
I've just refined it.
Maybe use different words for stress management data analysis, @fitbit 😂
August 16, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Maybe use different words for stress management data analysis, @fitbit 😂
Quick reminder that Bradley Cooper was in Alias, and Jennifer Garner is a national treasure.
August 15, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Quick reminder that Bradley Cooper was in Alias, and Jennifer Garner is a national treasure.
Therapist: "Let's talk a bit more about that...."
Me: "Orrrr we could talk about cats."
Therapist: "What's something you're truly proud of that you've created?"
Me: "My self deprecating humor?"
Me: "Orrrr we could talk about cats."
Therapist: "What's something you're truly proud of that you've created?"
Me: "My self deprecating humor?"
August 12, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Therapist: "Let's talk a bit more about that...."
Me: "Orrrr we could talk about cats."
Therapist: "What's something you're truly proud of that you've created?"
Me: "My self deprecating humor?"
Me: "Orrrr we could talk about cats."
Therapist: "What's something you're truly proud of that you've created?"
Me: "My self deprecating humor?"
I'm still surprised when I see people eat cauliflower on purpose.
August 11, 2023 at 10:05 PM
I'm still surprised when I see people eat cauliflower on purpose.