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armed only with my hatred for moral clarity
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hopium increasing to dangerous levels
giants fan wearing fell for it again award
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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when I see a star NPB free agent pitcher who’d be perfect for the Giants
distressed giants fan wearing a fell for it again award
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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when someone cites your own reporting to you and you get to hit the button
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Oscar Isaac do you like professional wrestling
You played in a band before you got the job you have now. Did you have stage moves? -I mean, it was a ska band, so there's some set stuff. You gotta do some skanking. "Pick it up..." -Yeah. Pick it up, pick it up. I think there are quite a few videos of me online, skankin' around onstage. But you didn't have to come up with the moves. That's the advantage of ska. -It's a preexisting architecture. Do you feel like you've carried that with you in some way? -My skanking? [Laughs.] Always. Always. Once a rude boy, always a rude boy.
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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that’s my dream. my nightmare. i could smell…the onions…and mustard
Marlon Brando as Colonel Kurtz
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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it’s an avocado
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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hello from Boston, first stop on our eight night, five city New England tour, and from the good folks at Papercuts Books
bathroom sticker affirming that New England is for everyone except Nazis
October 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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two Achewood panels where Ray has a merkin for some reason and Téodor is fucking around with it
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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(Posted by me on the worse site in October 2022) a brutal ending for the mariners, but Julio Rodriguez has tasted the playoffs like a carnivore tasting human flesh, and now he will never stop hungering
October 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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[alleluia chorus intensifies]
IN PLAY, RUNS
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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congratulations to Nobel Peace Prize winner Sabine Mengele-Eichmann
Maria Corina Machado on Twitter This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom. We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy. I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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you have to start the clock in 2015 but it’s fucking uncanny
Fangraphs stats for left-handed pitchers from 2015-2025, with Patrick Corbin highlighted to demonstrate that Postseason Clayton Kershaw is Literally Patrick Corbin
October 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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PAC vs Orange Cassidy is one of the best long term feuds in pro wrestling, mostly because they’re incredible at wrestling each other but also because it’s more or less this
Dr. Venture about to pay the Monarch a bunch of money to fuck off and stop being his nemesis, unsuccessfully
October 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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we dingled dillons together
October 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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do you think it was 1600 PAs of Aaron Rowand that gave us the same brain damage, or something else
October 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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a cool thing about being Jewish is that we aren’t actually supposed to get away with this shit
(From the Mishnah, the first written version of the rabbinical Torah) Yoma 8:9 If a person plans to sin and later repent, he is not given the opportunity to repent. If he intends to sin relying on Yom Kippur to effect atonement, Yom Kippur will not effect atonement. Yom Kippur only atones for sins a person commits against God. If a person sinned against another human, Yom Kippur will not atone until he has appeased the victim. Rabbi Elazar ben Azariah derived this from Leviticus 16:30: "you will be cleansed of all your sins before God." Yom Kippur only atones for sins between man and God; for sins between one person and another, Yom Kippur does not atone until the offender appeases his victim. […]
October 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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guess which of my mutuals is actually invested in the Yankees winning this game
screenshot of two posts both alike in dignity hatin' manning: get camilo going i wanna see my son Britt: Honestly I'm fine with Rodón talking his way into staying in this game. God knows I don't want to see four innings of this bullpen.
October 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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tweet: Israel is mad at WWE for running a PPV called “invasion” on October 7th meme of a guy in a STAND UP FOR WWE t-shirt kneeling with tears in his eyes
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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starting an interfaith council with Sister Minnie
fluffy black cat still wearing a piece of string like a prayer shawl, looking pensive
September 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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he walked around wearing this for like 20 minutes this weekend. how is Oso the most observant Jew in the house
fluffy black cat wearing a string like a prayer shawl fluffy black cat wearing a string like a prayer shawl, second angle
September 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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this is very good and, alas, leaves me needing to rewatch Kingdom of Heaven
copy of THE CRUSADES THROUGH ARAB EYES, Amin Maalouf
September 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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tweet from fascist Matt Forney literally saying “the shooting of Charlie Kirk should be our reichstag fire” Wall Street journal reporting that the gun used to kill Charlie Kirk was full of bullets saying I DO THIS IN THE NAME OF ANTIFA TRANSGENDERISM
September 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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this, from @vajra.me, is extremely good and if you attended 4th Street Fantasy this year you can consider it the official epilogue to our bonus panel on retelling stories about loss and defeat. vajra.me/2025/08/31/p...
Demons assume they will win because they always have before, by which they mean that they do not tell the stories of the times they didn't. A demon wins by persuading you that you have already lost. You, the fooled, can only pick between greater and lesser harms, which is no choice at all. The amusement of demons is this game of compellence. By requiring you to sacrifice your own loved ones, it makes a demon out of you. By making you believe that the ones being sacrificed today, somewhere on the skin of this world, are not as your own loved ones, the demon wins by default: it has already made you lose yourself.
September 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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pissed off arthur has an onion tied to his belt, which was the style at the time
August 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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do the right thing, which is also the smart thing @allelitewrestling.com
(Facebook post from IATSE Local 8) AEW Wrestling has chosen not to employ skilled stagehands at the 2300 Arena in South Philadelphia for their upcoming events. The seven-night residency is expected to yield over $960,000 in revenue. Add in $550,00 in food, beverage, and merchandise sales. AEW will also receive a $10.6 million broadcast deal from Warner Bros. Discovery for the United States and HBO Max simulcast. TOTAL REVENUE for the run is projected to surpass $13.5 million. Contact AEW & ask them to do the right thing. Hire trained skilled Professionals, who work in Philadelphia. #AEWDynamite #AEWForbiddenDoor
August 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM