Lien.
@lienretrac.bsky.social
66 🏳️🌈, Retired. Classic comedy and quality drama, hates reality trash and annoying adverts. 80’s music. Modelling and model making. Sunday roast. Chocolate. Favourite vegetable, strawberries.
Just watching a program that I recorded on VHS Video (that’s like a steam version of a hard drive) back in the early nineties and I’m staggered by the quality of the adverts in the breaks.
Not a single one has annoyed me, in fact, they’re all very good, it feels strange!
Not a single one has annoyed me, in fact, they’re all very good, it feels strange!
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just watching a program that I recorded on VHS Video (that’s like a steam version of a hard drive) back in the early nineties and I’m staggered by the quality of the adverts in the breaks.
Not a single one has annoyed me, in fact, they’re all very good, it feels strange!
Not a single one has annoyed me, in fact, they’re all very good, it feels strange!
That’s the Service and MOT sorted on the CR-V for another year, quite happy to hand back the Milk Float tbh.
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
That’s the Service and MOT sorted on the CR-V for another year, quite happy to hand back the Milk Float tbh.
The car’s in for its annual service and MOT.
The courtesy car they’ve loaned me is this all Electric Honda E:ny 1 contraption. It’s like driving a complicated milk float 🤔
The courtesy car they’ve loaned me is this all Electric Honda E:ny 1 contraption. It’s like driving a complicated milk float 🤔
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The car’s in for its annual service and MOT.
The courtesy car they’ve loaned me is this all Electric Honda E:ny 1 contraption. It’s like driving a complicated milk float 🤔
The courtesy car they’ve loaned me is this all Electric Honda E:ny 1 contraption. It’s like driving a complicated milk float 🤔
Fucking computers!! If I had any hair left, I’d pull it out Arrrrrrrrrgh!
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Fucking computers!! If I had any hair left, I’d pull it out Arrrrrrrrrgh!
Bloody hell! That’s twice today I’ve gone to answer the front door to find nobody there.
It was a ding dong (identical to mine) associated to a ruddy Christmas advert.
It was a ding dong (identical to mine) associated to a ruddy Christmas advert.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Bloody hell! That’s twice today I’ve gone to answer the front door to find nobody there.
It was a ding dong (identical to mine) associated to a ruddy Christmas advert.
It was a ding dong (identical to mine) associated to a ruddy Christmas advert.
Glad I’m not going out, it’s absolutely tipping down 🌧️
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Glad I’m not going out, it’s absolutely tipping down 🌧️
At last, an advert that made me roar 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
At last, an advert that made me roar 🤣
November the 1st, which means it’s ‘start bombarding everyone with the Christmas ads day.’
🙄 Ugh, two months of hell has started.
🙄 Ugh, two months of hell has started.
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
November the 1st, which means it’s ‘start bombarding everyone with the Christmas ads day.’
🙄 Ugh, two months of hell has started.
🙄 Ugh, two months of hell has started.
Laugh out loud moment, Alan Carr, “Claire Balding looks like Boris Johnson!” 😂😂
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Laugh out loud moment, Alan Carr, “Claire Balding looks like Boris Johnson!” 😂😂
That’s all the clocks messed around with. I always worry that I’ve missed one 😏
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
That’s all the clocks messed around with. I always worry that I’ve missed one 😏
Is there such a thing as a TV that auto mutes when the adverts start?
They’re doing my pissing head in.
Not content with annoying me with loud whispering, we now have various ads with fake snoring, arrrrrrgh!!
And don’t get me started on “BUFFET BOYYYYYYY!” What the hell is all that about?
They’re doing my pissing head in.
Not content with annoying me with loud whispering, we now have various ads with fake snoring, arrrrrrgh!!
And don’t get me started on “BUFFET BOYYYYYYY!” What the hell is all that about?
October 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Is there such a thing as a TV that auto mutes when the adverts start?
They’re doing my pissing head in.
Not content with annoying me with loud whispering, we now have various ads with fake snoring, arrrrrrgh!!
And don’t get me started on “BUFFET BOYYYYYYY!” What the hell is all that about?
They’re doing my pissing head in.
Not content with annoying me with loud whispering, we now have various ads with fake snoring, arrrrrrgh!!
And don’t get me started on “BUFFET BOYYYYYYY!” What the hell is all that about?
Home made Tapioca ’Frog Spawn’ pudding, with caramelised edgy bits, yum 😋
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Home made Tapioca ’Frog Spawn’ pudding, with caramelised edgy bits, yum 😋
That’s the flu jab done, we’ll have to wait and see what pestilence I go down with now.
October 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
That’s the flu jab done, we’ll have to wait and see what pestilence I go down with now.
Oh. That’s the eye candy gone.
Bye bye Tom 😔
Bye bye Tom 😔
October 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oh. That’s the eye candy gone.
Bye bye Tom 😔
Bye bye Tom 😔
I had to laugh at the ITV continuity announcer just now, “THAT! was a party political broadcast by the Green Party” 😂
October 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I had to laugh at the ITV continuity announcer just now, “THAT! was a party political broadcast by the Green Party” 😂
RIP Dame Patricia Routledge 😔
October 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
RIP Dame Patricia Routledge 😔
I’ve won 15 quid on the Postcode Lottery. Fish and chips for tea tonight then 😊
September 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’ve won 15 quid on the Postcode Lottery. Fish and chips for tea tonight then 😊
Just been doing some crosswords on my tablet, and this one made me giggle 🤭
September 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Just been doing some crosswords on my tablet, and this one made me giggle 🤭
The Travelling Auctioneers James Broad (JB) is 🥵
September 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The Travelling Auctioneers James Broad (JB) is 🥵
Can’t believe I just got ID’d for age!! Attempted to buy a couple of paint scrapers and Ada on the till had to get age authorisation from Karen, I’m sixty fucking six 😂😂
August 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Can’t believe I just got ID’d for age!! Attempted to buy a couple of paint scrapers and Ada on the till had to get age authorisation from Karen, I’m sixty fucking six 😂😂
Think there’s a thunderstorm brewing, my tele’s gone all stupid, y’know all pixelly like 😐
August 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Think there’s a thunderstorm brewing, my tele’s gone all stupid, y’know all pixelly like 😐
Now they’re advertising Tena for men “No more dribble dramas” ffs 🙄
August 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Now they’re advertising Tena for men “No more dribble dramas” ffs 🙄
God, I’m sweating like a glass blowers arse.
August 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
God, I’m sweating like a glass blowers arse.
Today’s entertainment, a neighbour is having a new roof. Watching half naked scaffolders and roofers performing. Grey jogging shorts and pink pants with a ‘baby’s arm’ visible on one of them, and 3 athletic tanned bodies 🥵
In this heat too!!
In this heat too!!
August 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Today’s entertainment, a neighbour is having a new roof. Watching half naked scaffolders and roofers performing. Grey jogging shorts and pink pants with a ‘baby’s arm’ visible on one of them, and 3 athletic tanned bodies 🥵
In this heat too!!
In this heat too!!
ASA.
Everyone at the Advertising Standards Agency. Sack the lot of them and start again. How do they get away with the absolute tosh, childish gutter so called humour that they churn out.
Maybe I’m getting old, but their efforts are irritating, embarrassing, pathetic and extremely unfunny.
Everyone at the Advertising Standards Agency. Sack the lot of them and start again. How do they get away with the absolute tosh, childish gutter so called humour that they churn out.
Maybe I’m getting old, but their efforts are irritating, embarrassing, pathetic and extremely unfunny.
August 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
ASA.
Everyone at the Advertising Standards Agency. Sack the lot of them and start again. How do they get away with the absolute tosh, childish gutter so called humour that they churn out.
Maybe I’m getting old, but their efforts are irritating, embarrassing, pathetic and extremely unfunny.
Everyone at the Advertising Standards Agency. Sack the lot of them and start again. How do they get away with the absolute tosh, childish gutter so called humour that they churn out.
Maybe I’m getting old, but their efforts are irritating, embarrassing, pathetic and extremely unfunny.