Captain Lee calling me kiddo would fix me
April 17, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Captain Lee calling me kiddo would fix me
playing puffle roundup prepared me for doing dishes
March 31, 2024 at 2:10 PM
playing puffle roundup prepared me for doing dishes
y'all think greek people don’t fuck with corelle?
December 28, 2023 at 2:04 PM
y'all think greek people don’t fuck with corelle?
I’m so anxious about moving up in the ranks on Duolingo, what if someone kills me in retaliation?
September 28, 2023 at 2:17 AM
I’m so anxious about moving up in the ranks on Duolingo, what if someone kills me in retaliation?
love to say someone is “a real class act”
August 8, 2023 at 10:24 PM
love to say someone is “a real class act”
no one on this train knows I’m listening to all 4 versions of the static shock theme song on repeat
July 28, 2023 at 10:17 PM
no one on this train knows I’m listening to all 4 versions of the static shock theme song on repeat
texting my friends to see if they want me to send a 30 second video of my cat drinking water
July 27, 2023 at 12:17 AM
texting my friends to see if they want me to send a 30 second video of my cat drinking water
sick mise en place bro, shits gonna cook mad evenly
July 14, 2023 at 12:31 AM
sick mise en place bro, shits gonna cook mad evenly
accepting lush e-gift cards for the kosher edibles I sold in high school was such a slay
July 7, 2023 at 4:10 PM
accepting lush e-gift cards for the kosher edibles I sold in high school was such a slay
blunt wraps are two dollars again, nature is healing
July 2, 2023 at 1:52 PM
blunt wraps are two dollars again, nature is healing
I get thicker and my crop tops stay the same size 🥰
July 2, 2023 at 1:42 PM
I get thicker and my crop tops stay the same size 🥰
everytime my house is clean I’m like damn I need someone outside of the household in this bitch immediately
July 1, 2023 at 10:39 PM
everytime my house is clean I’m like damn I need someone outside of the household in this bitch immediately
the weight of it all be weighing
June 30, 2023 at 11:16 PM
the weight of it all be weighing
the shoved papers into backpack kid to keys at the bottom of their tote adult pipeline
June 30, 2023 at 4:32 PM
the shoved papers into backpack kid to keys at the bottom of their tote adult pipeline
watching law and order with my tits out like dick wolf intended
June 30, 2023 at 2:59 AM
watching law and order with my tits out like dick wolf intended