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He/him. No kings but King Ludd. Motivational speaker.

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What video game do you consider perfect?
The box art for the NES game “Crystalis.” It depicts a guy im what looks like wetlands hacking at monsters with a sword. Far in the background is a floating castle.
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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There’s actually an easy way to solve this problem
Shown in a museum case is a sledgehammer used in the Luddite uprising. There is a placard that reads “Enoch’s hammer.” Enoch Taylor made these hammers (as well as the machines the Luddites destroyed).
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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A screenshot of the Snap-on webpage showing a 10 piece SAE combination wrench price of $510, ten times what you would pay at a Harbor Freight or big box home center
September 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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“Look Hollom, it's leadership they want. Strength.”
Captain Jack Aubrey, in his cabin in relaxed dress, in the movie “Master and Commander”
September 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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A meme of Hank Hill from King of the Hill at a computer store telling the clerk at the counter “I do not want to save to onedrive. I want to save to the documents folder... On my computer... That I own... In my house.”
September 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Perfect album.
The cover to the album “Live in Texas” by Lyle Lovett. It is black and white and features a grid of seven portraits of Lyle and the band members.
September 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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But what about
Orson Welles in a Paul Masson champagne commercial. He is at a party, sitting at a table, and a young man who is opening a bottle of champagne. Next to the man is a young woman. Orson is heroically drunk.
August 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Martha waiting in Mark Cuban’s feed
Pictured is a piece of white alumimum siding. On it there is a grasshopper being stalked by a mantis
August 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Coleco ADAM. It had a tape drive that was horribly slow. I spent untold hours learning SmartBASIC. It had a daisy wheel printer that sounded like somebody was shooting up our house.
The Coleco ADAM computer - a console with one tape drive, an empty tape drive bay next to it, a game controller/number pad attached to a keyboard. Also shown are two data tapes, a game cartridge, and a manual.
August 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Thank you google AI summary this is worth all the drinking water in the world
This is a screenshot of the google AI summary for the query ‘Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind film length’ or something similar. The text overview says ‘The animated film "Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind" has a runtime of 1 hour and 57 minutes, which is equivalent to 117 minutes.’ Above the text is a still frame from the movie with a large ‘1h 35m’ superimposed on it.
August 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Karl Marx with a speech bubble pointing to the quoted skeet
August 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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The first thing you see after you open the lament configuration
Smiling Andrew Cuomo
August 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Goddammit
Andrew Cuomo smiling like he knows were all the bodies were hidden
July 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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The aforementioned due diligence
The Peter Griffen skin tone palette scene
July 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Vox populi vox deez nuts
Elon’s vox populi tweet about unbanning Trump from Twitter
June 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Treated myself
Atop an old Ridgid table saw is a new Kreg miter gauge
June 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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AI is not coming for your job, capital is using it to exploit you more profitably.
Screenshot of a phone notification of an email announcing a NYT opinion piece stating “A Linkedin executive warns that Al is coming for entry-level jobs.”
June 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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You only need one for everything, Scoob
A bottle of Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soap
May 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Ashley is not having this bullshit
A close profile of a Buff Orpington hen
May 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Planetariums
A Zeiss star projector in a planetarium (pic from wikipedia)
May 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Hey little buddy
From the side is photographed a deer nibbling on maple leaves. Early morning light.
May 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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"Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point"
May 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Bird
A closeup of a chipping sparrow sitting in a tree
April 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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A picture of a “HOLD FAST” knuckle tattoo
April 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Silver maple gonna buuust
A close up picture of maple seeds about to blow all over
April 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM