How you gonna have that DECEPTIVE ass alt text talk bout “thinking face”. Girl you know it’s a whole lot more to this pic 🤣

(Maybe they meant hotdogs?)

☹️ cornbread is so easy to make that I HAVE to assume they just hated everyone there and did this on purpose

Probably corn soufflé. It’s an abomination, but it is a real dish. Still not cornbread

Thank God she wore them shorts so we could identify her by her tattoos 🥴

One of my biggest pet peeves. I be so frustrated

Damn that was sooo close 🙌🏾

🤣 my theory is that they’re never scared to say I love you or get married because none of that means anything to them in the first place. “Let me propose to this girl I carpool with. I already got 7 wives, what’s one more gonna hurt?”

You MIGHT be aight with an American born Haitian who knows all the food and popular songs but can barely speak Kreyol. Anything beyond that is too far from safety sister

SIX weeks? He ain’t like you fr cause that’s usually first date with them niggas😆

UNDILUTED direct descendants too 😭

It’s not a WHOLE lot but they be around. All 17 of them

I want a big grey Afro but I don’t like the ombré transition some people get (graying/white growing out throughout entire head rather than salt and pepper throughout slow transitioning to full gray).My mom’s family salt and peppers before going full gray so 🤞🏾

Y’all are saying the same thing

True. We went from purplish to solid red.

( I can’t leave. I’m a tropical girl. I need access to mango and coconut trees)

Most people who move to Florida are already from NY girl. They be the racist ones who “finally get to live in a safe state where criminals don’t run free” (an exact quote) 😭