I thought I made a new friend
www.twitch.tv/lich_happens...

Everyday I get closer to commissioning a shirtless bearded model with a flannel toggle. I don't have hardcore model flex money but the daddy vibe options are so compelling

King Shit

Me: I'm going to make impressive skill based plays
Chat: do the funny doggy thing again
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Y'all ever go over to a new friends house only to get rejected by their cats and be bummed the rest of the time you don't get to give em pets. Like no margret im no depressed your cat is just a standoffish turd

Will be opening two boxes of these bad boys on stream this Thursday at 6pm CST See you on twitch for the hype! twitch.tv/lich_happens

I like to think that the hunters in monster hunter are park rangers that were pushed too far. Like "All right yogi that was the last pic-i-nic basket *Hunting horn noises* "
#MonsterHunterWilds

What y'all think of the new press secretary? (serious replies only pls)

I don't really know how to do social media, but I want cute animal gifs

Sometimes you have a bad day, but have you ever had a entire stadium full of people sing along to your dis track while Serena Williams dances on your metaphorical grave bad day?

I don't want sex, I want pictures of spiderman

Yes it is cold and that can be a problem, but my hoodie game is on point and I need to cram as much comfy time in as possible before the sun becomes a heat demon again