LichFinderGeneral
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The prunes just hit. Expecting lax benefits in the near future.
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The prunes just hit. Expecting lax benefits in the near future.
Still, one shouldn't ignore that there are also decades where weeks happen. In fact, I would argue that this is how it goes most of the time.
January 8, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Still, one shouldn't ignore that there are also decades where weeks happen. In fact, I would argue that this is how it goes most of the time.
Estrogen is stored in the balls
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Estrogen is stored in the balls
We need to reclaim "wife guy" as a nice thing to be
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
We need to reclaim "wife guy" as a nice thing to be
I'm gonna sleep the shit out of this night
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm gonna sleep the shit out of this night
Girlfriend (who is secretly trying to become a cat): "I was thinking of going pescetarian. Like exclusively eating canned tuna."
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Girlfriend (who is secretly trying to become a cat): "I was thinking of going pescetarian. Like exclusively eating canned tuna."
Going to any restaurant during Covid was like "Welcome to Sneezar's Palace! :)". Never before or since have I been so vigilant of other people's mouth sounds.
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Going to any restaurant during Covid was like "Welcome to Sneezar's Palace! :)". Never before or since have I been so vigilant of other people's mouth sounds.
Trench Crusade really missed out by not having an event called the "satanic panic" in its lore
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Trench Crusade really missed out by not having an event called the "satanic panic" in its lore
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE WHITES IN MY EYES???
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE WHITES IN MY EYES???
overheard local fletcher at the inn, said he's not gonna put too fine a point on it... uh yeah buddy I sure hope you do
October 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
overheard local fletcher at the inn, said he's not gonna put too fine a point on it... uh yeah buddy I sure hope you do
Kafkaesque more like kafka ass
October 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Kafkaesque more like kafka ass
The Mechanicus would fucking love vapes, especially those ones with the screens and LEDs and mp3 players that you can't refill. Such peak Imperium technology. Mechanicus could not be caught dead smoking a regular cig.
July 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Mechanicus would fucking love vapes, especially those ones with the screens and LEDs and mp3 players that you can't refill. Such peak Imperium technology. Mechanicus could not be caught dead smoking a regular cig.
Machiavelli would be such a menace at the self-serve buffet
July 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Machiavelli would be such a menace at the self-serve buffet
Skeeting at four porn bot followers is the modern day equivalent of talking at a disinterest bartender but with the added risk of committing your thoughts to an eternal record for all humanity to see. I'm not sure it's worth it
July 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Skeeting at four porn bot followers is the modern day equivalent of talking at a disinterest bartender but with the added risk of committing your thoughts to an eternal record for all humanity to see. I'm not sure it's worth it
gonna start an upsetting German words format, this is entry number one:
"füßeln" (footing)
which means to playfully, possible flirtatiously, seek the contact of your feet with the feet of another
"füßeln" (footing)
which means to playfully, possible flirtatiously, seek the contact of your feet with the feet of another
July 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
gonna start an upsetting German words format, this is entry number one:
"füßeln" (footing)
which means to playfully, possible flirtatiously, seek the contact of your feet with the feet of another
"füßeln" (footing)
which means to playfully, possible flirtatiously, seek the contact of your feet with the feet of another
What do you mean "why are you putting in your earbuds to go to the bar bathroom?" - I'm not about to raw dog the shit and piss soundtrack
June 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What do you mean "why are you putting in your earbuds to go to the bar bathroom?" - I'm not about to raw dog the shit and piss soundtrack
saw a baby cat on the tram, Solarpunk is so back
June 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
saw a baby cat on the tram, Solarpunk is so back
Where'd you buy those Granny Smiths farmer boy, at the Apple store?
June 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Where'd you buy those Granny Smiths farmer boy, at the Apple store?
pretty sure that when Luthen Rael was talking about that "sunless space" what he meant was LinkedIn comment sections
June 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
pretty sure that when Luthen Rael was talking about that "sunless space" what he meant was LinkedIn comment sections
hate putting in parental investment (hitting the elevator button) just for a competitor (someone else living in my building) to swoop in (come home from the supermarket) and get the evolutionary benefits the same as me (take the same elevator up)
June 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
hate putting in parental investment (hitting the elevator button) just for a competitor (someone else living in my building) to swoop in (come home from the supermarket) and get the evolutionary benefits the same as me (take the same elevator up)
in 50 years from now the "putting AI into everything"-craze is gonna feel like when they started putting asbestos and radioactive material into random consumer products and advertising it like "honey this toothpaste is makin' my teeth feel wiggly, that's the uranium guarantee right there!"
June 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
in 50 years from now the "putting AI into everything"-craze is gonna feel like when they started putting asbestos and radioactive material into random consumer products and advertising it like "honey this toothpaste is makin' my teeth feel wiggly, that's the uranium guarantee right there!"