I wish the worm ate the part of this brain that enables speech. Think of all the lives that one little worm could’ve saved.

This headline blows my mind. Joe Rogan‘s podcast is the problem. Give me a fucking break. If we Democrats have to rely on Joe Rogan to win the presidency, we are more fucked than I thought.

I suddenly feel the need to apologize to the universe for mocking Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No.” Meet the new Head of HHS