Monsters do monstrous things.

Hell yeah, my brother!

The crests' sole purpose is to attract females of the species during bus mating season. This is a commonplace adaptation throughout the animal kingdom, and explains why so many male songbirds and commuter trains are so much more colorful than their female counterparts.

It's like everyone else's spirituality, except with a weaker chin and worse teeth!

This Max Gate sounds like quite the fellow.

Alt text pretty good also

This spinoff of PaRappa the Rapper might have been super popular but not with any Gen Xer I've ever mentioned it to. I loved the heavy riffing with the jet pilot and still do.