There’s that, too, but it’s never the first one I think of.

I haven’t listened to the whole episode yet, but would you say Krampus’s body is a winter wonderland?

My favorite part is how those photos were clearly taken seconds apart.

Let them shit bricks!

There’s a new serif in town and its name is Times New Roman.

“Share” isn’t on the list (yet)!

I immediately regretted not going with “Oops, all tops!”

ONLY TOPS IN THE BUILDING

I’m not a gay man, but wouldn’t all the padding and face masks get in the way? Not to mention the treacherous blades on those skates, toepick or not.

Currently chilling with Northern Exposure. But Joe Pera is the calmest show I can think of.

And unnatural hair color.

One of these days I’m going to remember to follow up on my idea to replace the water with cider for ever more intensity of flavor.

Hot tips:
Use a variety of apples, including some tart.
Use a potato masher for a chunky texture.
Freezes well.
Makes your house smell great.

Must be a water bug on your channel changer.