SCREAMING! my only regret is that you couldn't see my reaction live

A buzzword I hate is how data is meant to provide "decision support," which in practice means that the data analyst nerds (it me) are pressured to massage their data until it supports whatever decision the highest-paid person in the room already wanted to make in the first place.

Omg too relatable 😂

Noah is even wearing my work uniform!

And of course, some of those stars include impulsively bought seasonal snacks, nine hours of sleep, a questionable amount of caffeine, crisp autumn air, and a eerily quiet inbox...

oh nooo 😭 wish this was surprising to me

You've been training your whole life for this era and now you're skeptical? Ai made this!

You can tell how #medlibs pilled I am already by the way I just thought:
"In a way, our content/networks on social media are really just like microdatabases in an era of competing vendor platforms, making decisions in part based on terms/ethics/interfaces/features/etc."

Now that I've seen your skeets re: lawn mowing noise and NextDoor, the scythe element can take this character arc in so many funny directions!