Nate 👻
@librarianknight.bsky.social
they/them. Europe. Twenty-nine. Crip.
Professional lesbian, public librarian, scaredy-cat horror lover.
Really into fiction podcasts, RPGs, 90s sci fi shows and DnD.
https://librarianknight.carrd.co
Professional lesbian, public librarian, scaredy-cat horror lover.
Really into fiction podcasts, RPGs, 90s sci fi shows and DnD.
https://librarianknight.carrd.co
I'm still on sick leave and now AO3 is down
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm still on sick leave and now AO3 is down
had a dream that something happened so I couldn't take my birth control anymore so I was forced to have my period again after six years of blessed silence. jfc.
September 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
had a dream that something happened so I couldn't take my birth control anymore so I was forced to have my period again after six years of blessed silence. jfc.
My father is an intelligent man and I love him very much, but he's also been rawdogging ADHD for the past sixty plus years and it's fascinating to witness. (I have the anxiety disorder to go with it, which means I misplace things at the same frequency but notice sooner 😅)
September 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My father is an intelligent man and I love him very much, but he's also been rawdogging ADHD for the past sixty plus years and it's fascinating to witness. (I have the anxiety disorder to go with it, which means I misplace things at the same frequency but notice sooner 😅)
anyway I survived the conference and said smart things and nobody killed me with stones so that was nice.
September 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
anyway I survived the conference and said smart things and nobody killed me with stones so that was nice.
me, sitting on my hands: I do not need to also contribute as a writer in this zine. I am already doing mod and resource duty. I have so many other obligations and hobbies going on. I do not need to contribute as a writer to this zine.
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
me, sitting on my hands: I do not need to also contribute as a writer in this zine. I am already doing mod and resource duty. I have so many other obligations and hobbies going on. I do not need to contribute as a writer to this zine.
Asthma attack so bad that the only reason I didn't call an ambulance was because it would wake my mother at 1 am on her birthday.
August 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Asthma attack so bad that the only reason I didn't call an ambulance was because it would wake my mother at 1 am on her birthday.
Can the necromancer that used to keep the shambling remains of my body going please come back from retirement? My feet, left shoulder and right wrist have all stopped working and I need his magic.
August 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Can the necromancer that used to keep the shambling remains of my body going please come back from retirement? My feet, left shoulder and right wrist have all stopped working and I need his magic.
For someone who doesn't want children and doesn't really have parental instincts, I'm always surprised at how good I am with children.
August 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
For someone who doesn't want children and doesn't really have parental instincts, I'm always surprised at how good I am with children.
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Polizeieinsatz am Gruberhof, WANN
July 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Polizeieinsatz am Gruberhof, WANN
My mother: "...I mean, you've probably seen most movies Michelle Yeoh is in."
Called out?? For what!!
Called out?? For what!!
July 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My mother: "...I mean, you've probably seen most movies Michelle Yeoh is in."
Called out?? For what!!
Called out?? For what!!
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July 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Nothing quite as frightening as having to hunt down an insect in the evening, glasses off, pajamas on, tits flopping about.
July 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Nothing quite as frightening as having to hunt down an insect in the evening, glasses off, pajamas on, tits flopping about.
So my stomach problems are absolutely stress related but I'm definitely going to be running in the local elections anyway. Because that's smart.
July 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
So my stomach problems are absolutely stress related but I'm definitely going to be running in the local elections anyway. Because that's smart.
Had to get blood drawn today and apparently I have some of the worst veins for blood drawing this nurse has ever seen. 😭
July 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Had to get blood drawn today and apparently I have some of the worst veins for blood drawing this nurse has ever seen. 😭
Nate stop misreading the "GF NF Zine" as "Girlfriend Newfoundland Zine" what the fuck
July 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Nate stop misreading the "GF NF Zine" as "Girlfriend Newfoundland Zine" what the fuck
My younger sister just transferred to San José State University and what do you MEAN their mascot is a Spartan soldier. Where did he come from.
July 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My younger sister just transferred to San José State University and what do you MEAN their mascot is a Spartan soldier. Where did he come from.
I think a lot about the time I officially came out to my parents and my dad's first response was "THANK GOD you're a lesbian. I thought you were pregnant."
thanks, dad.
thanks, dad.
July 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I think a lot about the time I officially came out to my parents and my dad's first response was "THANK GOD you're a lesbian. I thought you were pregnant."
thanks, dad.
thanks, dad.
I'm practicing reverse sexism by calling it "soccer" and "men's soccer" respectively, assuming all your pets are female, and removing the "for boys" and "for girls" stickers from the books in our library*.
*I work here, the children's librarian asked me to do it, and also I hate these stickers.
*I work here, the children's librarian asked me to do it, and also I hate these stickers.
July 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm practicing reverse sexism by calling it "soccer" and "men's soccer" respectively, assuming all your pets are female, and removing the "for boys" and "for girls" stickers from the books in our library*.
*I work here, the children's librarian asked me to do it, and also I hate these stickers.
*I work here, the children's librarian asked me to do it, and also I hate these stickers.
the problem is. I simply love a spreadsheet.
July 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
the problem is. I simply love a spreadsheet.
So today I found out that my phone's theft protection also works if you violently sneeze on it.
June 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So today I found out that my phone's theft protection also works if you violently sneeze on it.
I have been TRICKED into closing the register how DARE
June 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I have been TRICKED into closing the register how DARE
Really hard to explain to people that aren't into genderfuckery that having my tits cut off will actually make me more of a woman.
Their loss.
Their loss.
June 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Really hard to explain to people that aren't into genderfuckery that having my tits cut off will actually make me more of a woman.
Their loss.
Their loss.
I'm so glad that Veilguard gave us Mae in a game but I'm not okay with how hot she is. I'm just a simple lesbian. Why do this to me.
June 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I'm so glad that Veilguard gave us Mae in a game but I'm not okay with how hot she is. I'm just a simple lesbian. Why do this to me.
Unfortunately I am the kind of person that is up in your business. If you're loud with the window open you better cope with my commentary. Just now I yelled "are you hurt or are you masturbating?!" - didn't get an answer, but he's quiet now, so either he expired or climaxed.
June 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Unfortunately I am the kind of person that is up in your business. If you're loud with the window open you better cope with my commentary. Just now I yelled "are you hurt or are you masturbating?!" - didn't get an answer, but he's quiet now, so either he expired or climaxed.