It is finally FRIDAY 🙌 ✨️🎆

I think about this pretty much all the time

He has been sleeping stretched out like this all morning 🥰🥹

They also don't like it when you tell them it's not a cybertruck, it's a swasticar

If anyone asks, this is the vibe for now until—

[checks phone, phone is an endless feed of ads and horrors haloed in blinding blue-white light]

—forever.

Wait till they find out how expensive it is to call an ambulance

New Infinity Nikki outfits dropped, so now I'm both broke and beautiful 💙✨️

I call this fit "Eating Chips and Salsa for Dinner"

Truly my favorite game.

✨️ Pretty graphics
🎒 Exploration
🐈 Petting animals
👗 Playing dress-up
💐 Cottagecore aesthetic
💖 Kindness theme

#infinitynikki

Spending all day playing Infinity Nikki 💖🥹

My very talkative Siamese let me sleep in an extra hour this morning, so naturally I woke up delirious. "Was there a time change? Who am I? Where are we?"

This summer, I helped my 90 y/o grandmother publish her memoir. It was a labor of love that took months, and she wanted it done before her Parkinson's progressed too far. I designed the cover and interior, and I copyedited. Today, she signed it for me in person. We both cried. What a keepsake. ❤️

"I need travel gear. You can't explore caves in a gown."

WE ARE NOT THE SAME 💅

#infinitynikki

Eyyy it's Caturday. My cats were ☯️ cuddling last night because they are excellent Good Bois

I have been blessed with cat spoons 🙏

And now you are blessed with cat spoons

Line go up 🫠🤣

I asked him to wake up and slay for caturday and he did it 1. without moving and 2. with one eye open

Okay so have you seen A Bug's Life where the ants take down Kevin Spacey

That's the plan

Behold my orange son