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chicken seizure salad
@libraartsmajor.bsky.social
exhibit developer
queer historian
here for reality tv and thirst traps
📍Minneapolis
Every year I joke that Big Brother loses me halfway through the season—usually from being boring. But this year they really upped the ante by doing some stupid twist and NOW it’s boring.
September 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
There are discarnate energies attached to me and I need to be cleansed.
September 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
So I booked a room at this cute roadside motel in Columbus. It was renovated to be a boutique, mid-century reminiscent motel. The first night I woke up around 3:30 (ominous time!) I had been having extremely vivid and violent nightmares.
September 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This season of Project Runway sucks so badly. Law and Ethan are the saving graces. Otherwise:
-Horrible production choices (not showing us elimination on the same episode???)
-Christian is more annoying than usual
-Heidi’s taste is in the dumper where it’s always been
-Flopping designers
-LOW BUDGET
August 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just love when the @amtrak.com Empire Builder is running so far behind (3 hours!?) that your (previously) on time train is stuck behind it barely moving…
July 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Friend: how do you feel about [redacted] coming?
Me: great! I need someone to around to give the cold shoulder to.
July 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You know your mayor is bad when you run into him at a restaurant and you and your friends simultaneously say “oh FUCK me.”
June 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Group of people who voted for fascist dictator want you to avoid protest against that fascist dictator.
The Minnesota State Patrol has encouraged the public to avoid the planned No Kings Day protests in St. Paul and across the state.

Indivisible Twin Cities, one of the groups organizing local No Kings Day protests, said they still planned to demonstrate.
Live: Rep. Melissa Hortman assassinated, others shot in ‘targeted’ attack
Authorities said suspect impersonated a police officer, and a “manifesto” was recovered with lawmakers’ names.
www.startribune.com
June 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It is not enough to just hang a pride flag up this year… you also have to steam it.
June 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Queer History Bike Ride pt. 4!!!!
May 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Contemplated crop dusting the club last night to clear the straight people off the dance floor.
May 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
So excited for CityWorks at the New York Hall of Science to open tomorrow.

From ideas, to sketches, research, prototypes, drafts, layouts, reviews, builds, and installs. It’s been a fun journey helping this really cool exhibit come to life.
May 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This episode was miserable and like watching paint dry. This season did nosedive since fake merge.
A week of silly confessionals, compelling challenges, and clever editing makes for a fun, delightful episode.
Survivor Recap: A Star Is Born
A week of silly confessionals, compelling challenges, and clever editing makes for a fun, delightful episode.
www.vulture.com
May 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
CityWorks is an exhibit that I served as a developer on for the New York Hall of Science in Queens. Check out this article the NYT did on it! www.nytimes.com/2025/04/29/n...
Want to Try Driving a City Bus, Hauling Trash or Building a Skyscraper? (Gift Article)
A new exhibit at the New York Hall of Science celebrates cities by letting visitors get hands-on with urban infrastructure.
www.nytimes.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Brutal time making dinner tonight
April 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Jen and Rahm Emanuel have a tough conversation on Tuesday’s episode of I’ve Had It.
April 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This week made me want to break my tv
This Top Chef elimination… don’t pmo.
April 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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We chat with he most successful actress to come out of Chanhassen Dinner Theatres.
Amy Adams: ‘I Would Not Be Where I Am’ Without Chanhassen Dinner Theatres’ Michael Brindisi - Racket
The most successful actress to come out of Chanhassen Dinner Theatres pays tribute to the late icon of the Minnesota stage
racketmn.com
March 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I recently fell upon the google review page for one of my favorite pizza joints in my neighborhood and their responses to customers have my jaw on the floor…

(To be clear, I’d still give them 5⭐️ despite the fact that nobody ever answers the phone)
March 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Feeling like I want attention!!!
March 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Never let it be said the #Survivor gods do not have a sense of humor.
March 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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SCOOP—Emails obtained by @zeteo.com show Mahmoud Khalil reached out for help from the Columbia administration *one day before* ICE detained him.

He said he couldn't sleep from threats he was receiving.
He even wrote that he feared ICE "might come to my home."
SCOOP: Emails Show Mahmoud Khalil Asked Columbia for Protection a Day Before He Was Detained
"I haven’t been able to sleep, fearing that ICE or a dangerous individual might come to my home. I urge you to intervene and provide the necessary protections to prevent further harm."
zeteo.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thank god we are getting some Dorinda in the reunion. Imagine a full glorious season of this.
March 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Also Dylan crying as soon as a woman comes at him the way he’s come after women all season? POS.
March 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Danielle ruined this season of The Traitors from start to finish. A miserable woman.
March 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM