I hate I-635 as well
January 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I hate I-635 as well
This is a matter for the courts
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This is a matter for the courts
Thick-assed kid’s video game characters are the tentpole of democracy.
January 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Thick-assed kid’s video game characters are the tentpole of democracy.
Who wants to call me Ishmael gimme a hell yeah! *gives a sperm whale a stunner*
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Who wants to call me Ishmael gimme a hell yeah! *gives a sperm whale a stunner*
We’re very good at running countries, especially our own. This will go great!
January 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
We’re very good at running countries, especially our own. This will go great!
Let Dykstra do drugs. Too many, preferably.
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Let Dykstra do drugs. Too many, preferably.
Let me pull the “rein in the president” lever. Never thought of that before. Thanks.
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Let me pull the “rein in the president” lever. Never thought of that before. Thanks.
Cool. Cool. Thanks. This is great. Well handled.
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Cool. Cool. Thanks. This is great. Well handled.
They all did. It was my proudest moment as a parent. I guess we have to result to gladiatorial combat.
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
They all did. It was my proudest moment as a parent. I guess we have to result to gladiatorial combat.
But who will be their +1 at the cross burning?
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
But who will be their +1 at the cross burning?
My marriage gone forever, I should let her go but
December 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My marriage gone forever, I should let her go but
People eating wicker chairs for breakfast itt
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
People eating wicker chairs for breakfast itt
To be fair, he’s also an asshole
December 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
To be fair, he’s also an asshole
That was only 10 years ago
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
That was only 10 years ago
I don’t know who this is, but using context clues, I think he might be a dick
December 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I don’t know who this is, but using context clues, I think he might be a dick
Who’s to say that there wasn’t actually 27 miles of tunnels under Washington DC, filled with trafficked children who were to be ritualistically harvested for their adrenochrome on behalf of a shadowy cabal of power brokers and Hollywood elite?
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Who’s to say that there wasn’t actually 27 miles of tunnels under Washington DC, filled with trafficked children who were to be ritualistically harvested for their adrenochrome on behalf of a shadowy cabal of power brokers and Hollywood elite?