when I text my husband I have a stomach ache and he doesn’t immediately respond.. ok so you want a divorce?

I would show up late to work with coffee on the day everyone is gathered for an impromptu meeting right where I need to clock in and I’m interviewing for a different position later oops

I haven’t taken any classes for my masters since the spring and I am maybe too excited to start again in Jan.. discussion posts are calling to me what can I say!!