...if only on the principle of self-exclusion.

Man, they're going to REALLY be angry when they find out who wrote the legislation and why...

"You shouldn't say anything because you're serious and credible and people trust you," is going to be a hard sell, even on FOX.

That's not a hat. It's gender affirming hair care.

I have every confidence FIFA will find some way to ignore the issue so it can keep its billions, and fans with a certain level of melanin can be kept out of the US. What used to be the "cooperative nature of international sport," is really just a "co-opting of international sport."

To be fair, I'd turn to AI to replace my personality too, if I were as attractive as a lump of clay, and articulate as Elmer Fudd.

She's unable to smile, and therefore unqualified.

Because the prosecuting attorney isn't an attorney in an illegitimate appointment.

A non case filed by a non lawyer in what turned out to be a non-job. Wacky.

Not learning is central to all their processes.

Turns out that if you're filled with hate, you still have to do paperwork right.

Little did they know that everyone not a billionaire is a group to marginalize.

We can expect a message about "deposits will not be refunded," etc.

"I can believe he's doing what I voted for," is the kind of cognitive dissonance that makes milk spew out of Leopard's noses.

Step 1: have a bad idea

Step 2: acquire someone else's good idea for more than it's worth to manifest your bad idea.

Step 3: Show the world your bad idea.

Step 4: scale back investment because the bad idea turned out to be a bad idea.

Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

And we can skip the wash and rinse.

At least he said, "Dress up," and not, "get some surgery and get your Mar-A-Lago face on."

Lipstick on a pig...that'll fix America.