Liam
liamshitter.bsky.social
Liam
@liamshitter.bsky.social
Reposted by Liam
January 11, 2024 at 2:17 AM
the restaurant bot on here has a way better sampling than the twitter one, which always seemed to post island nations and dependent territories
September 4, 2023 at 10:27 AM
poutine with bolognese sauce, that's pure quebec excellence
September 4, 2023 at 10:13 AM
ripped a bowl right before shitting now I'm toiletlocked
August 19, 2023 at 7:18 AM
it was chorizo not ham
Boyfriend opened a pouch of sliced ham while driving and now the car reeks of farts
August 8, 2023 at 11:43 PM
filing a human rights complaint at work because the right side urinal has been out of commission, leaving us with no separator urinal if there's two of us in there
July 26, 2023 at 2:38 AM
my million dollar idea is heavy metal dentist. who wants to listen to soft rock when they could have metal guitars covering up the drilling noises?
July 4, 2023 at 10:20 PM
everyone talks about this place like it's the great leveller and then you see some fuckass with 1900 followers somehow
July 3, 2023 at 3:42 AM
13 year old me looking up "schism" on wikipedia and being like oh Tool must be singing about the split between the Catholic and Orthodox church
July 2, 2023 at 8:17 PM
taking my chances on some pork burgers I may have undercooked
July 2, 2023 at 5:46 AM
celebrated canada day the traditional way (listening to You Forgot It In People three times)
July 2, 2023 at 4:19 AM
You can call my last shit Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant, because Korea is complaining about it being released into the ocean untreated
July 1, 2023 at 9:05 PM