liam j
liamjordon.bsky.social
liam j
@liamjordon.bsky.social
another day another lurk 🇮🇪
They need to add a "Does the dog die?" warning on my favourite podcasts. The dogs of the hosts are dying too regularly recently.
September 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Everyone's in heat
July 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The weirdest part of my dream last night isn't that I blacked out at an office party and woke up in Portugal. It's that I took a train from Connolly to the airport.
April 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Posting that I was playing Assassin's Creed 2 on the insta somehow resulted in all the gays in my dms 🤔
April 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
They need to teach umbrella etiquette in schools
March 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Guy in the hostel is the spitting image of Daniel Wiffen (it's not his twin)
March 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Night 6 in Italy and I've only just had my first pasta dish 🤦‍♂️
March 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just discovered the existence of brown paper "bubble wrap". Thank you ikea for enlightening me 🙂‍↕️
March 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Zara is uncomfortably warm. I am sweating
March 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This week of all weeks to finish Huxley's Brave New World has been bad timing. Every google to find discussions/reviews all link to the Marvel film
February 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Ooooh walking along the coast there. Proper gorgeous. So refreshing. Strong (but not too strong) wind & wet. Few things better.
February 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just discovered 'Freeze Top Row' functionality in excel. Life changed
February 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
No sun for 10 days, so I'm cooking food I only order while on holly days to feel some joy 🌞
February 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Excuse me. But Boney M are at Beyond the Pale?
February 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I probably haven't parallel parked in 12 years
February 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I haven't been able to find my hat in over a week :(
February 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So colourful. So smart.
February 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Gonna start posting my completed sudokus the way you lot post your completed 5ks
February 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Was sceptical at first, but Dexter Original Sin is actually a pretty fun show
February 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Seems like one of my hms threw out a lot of my unopened food :( Guess it's a takeaway night so :)
February 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Having a Guinness while dressed as a Guinness 🤦‍♂️
February 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Brat summer being co-opted by the fed. That's it. It's over. Kill it. No longer in the club bumpin that
January 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Need to see a glammed up version of Scout Finch's Halloween ham costume
January 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Pfannee follows Nooj?
January 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Successfully have Dad hooked to the traitors. But it now means I can't watch live, and have to wait til I come home home to watch 🥲
January 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM