the observer, drunk, after being propositioned by a friend, making out with her, and almost pissing in the yard due to a miscommunication

spotify had a "john mulaney's favorite songs" list and i was like "how much of this is sinatra". i was wrong but also lol, if i didn't already think this guy was an egg i do now

fuck off heather!!!

ignore the garbage on my floor while i regale you with a story about a treasure i have obtained

hi new Bluesky people! remember that most of us are connecting over Telnet because having a PDP-11 at home is prohibitively expensive (and takes up too much space!)

reminder you can connect over at bsky.tel, have fun!

miss piggy got that tight little

what did they change that's making so many strangers find and like my posts. i don't want that.

i went goth a few days ago. also i'm on mushrooms in this photo. i've been leaning kinda butch lately. hmmm. what else is new. i dunno, just being more and more queer all the time

i might occasionally dip my toes back into the social media waters just to keep up with friends. probably only gonna use this account to do it. can't think of who else to follow

in this episode of freakazoid he and cosgrove get trapped in an early vr game and it seems kind of ludicrous but it turns out it's almost a one-for-one recreation of dactyl nightmare, one of the earliest commercial vr titles. very interesting easter egg if you're a very uninteresting person

the laundry sleeper

well i HAD some stuff to do today but sure

you just know these 2 were experimenting with each others bodies