I was looking up where Clinton County, NY is per hte booing crowd, and saw a map. You all: is there REALLY a town named $wastika, NY? or did some creep just "have fun" with a map?

All I want is for someone to adopt a dog like this and name it Griblet.
(I also want to be absorbed into the ground and covered in moss but that's another post.)

so I know slipping into a bog is appealing to many, and believe me it is to me as well at times, but right now, I just want to lay down on the floor of a forest dappled in sunlight and slowly become a part of the moss underneath...

Hi, please let me help you get around the Bay Area with my up to date BART info I unearthed in my parents' house yesterday.

Timeline Cleanse

If you see this, drop the most recent picture of your pet

Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.

My kid gets to be the school mascot and is PUMPED! Feels a little naked, though.

Just a modern refresh of Kafka going on in my house...

here's my dog in a hat. he's either ready for tennis, or a day on the prairie with Laura.

Please no. Please, dear god, no!

Here's my dog looking less noble.

Here's my dog looking noble...

Saturday afternoon, 1-3pm: join me at Black Bird Books SF in the Outer Sunset. It's a gorgeous space, & I'll be reading weird stories & giving free hugs. Come suspend reality with me for a bit. Reading from Horsemouth and Aquariumhead, my new chapbook of flash from Black Lawrence Press.

Feeling crappy, like me? Get a kid to paint your face. It won't change anything, but you'll feel pretty rad for a few.

I took a screenshot a tweet from GR with their names and addresses.