Lisa "right now is spooky enough" Turner
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Lisa "right now is spooky enough" Turner
@lhornert.bsky.social
Hiya!
Fiction Chapbook w/Black Lawrence Press! https://blacklawrencepress.com/books/horsemouth-and-aquariumhead/
Poetry Chapbook: The Tales of Flaxie Char @dancinggrlpress.
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I was looking up where Clinton County, NY is per hte booing crowd, and saw a map. You all: is there REALLY a town named $wastika, NY? or did some creep just "have fun" with a map?
August 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
All I want is for someone to adopt a dog like this and name it Griblet.
(I also want to be absorbed into the ground and covered in moss but that's another post.)
August 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
so I know slipping into a bog is appealing to many, and believe me it is to me as well at times, but right now, I just want to lay down on the floor of a forest dappled in sunlight and slowly become a part of the moss underneath...
August 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Hi, please let me help you get around the Bay Area with my up to date BART info I unearthed in my parents' house yesterday.
July 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Timeline Cleanse

If you see this, drop the most recent picture of your pet
May 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.
April 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My kid gets to be the school mascot and is PUMPED! Feels a little naked, though.
March 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just a modern refresh of Kafka going on in my house...
March 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
here's my dog in a hat. he's either ready for tennis, or a day on the prairie with Laura.
March 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Please no. Please, dear god, no!
March 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Here's my dog looking less noble.
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Here's my dog looking noble...
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Saturday afternoon, 1-3pm: join me at Black Bird Books SF in the Outer Sunset. It's a gorgeous space, & I'll be reading weird stories & giving free hugs. Come suspend reality with me for a bit. Reading from Horsemouth and Aquariumhead, my new chapbook of flash from Black Lawrence Press.
November 7, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Feeling crappy, like me? Get a kid to paint your face. It won't change anything, but you'll feel pretty rad for a few.
November 7, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I took a screenshot a tweet from GR with their names and addresses.
October 4, 2023 at 8:59 PM