OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.

*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

it's fake but very funny

GOP: we want an extra $5 billion for our secret police to make America for Whites Only.
Dems: you drive a hard bargain. best we can do is $10 billion and no healthcare for people.

Schumer: Im texting you to ask you to help us resist trump. Donate now to...