like i worked so hard and wanted to relax maybe but 3 days before my thesis defense i got the offer to be a professor and like i was not gonna miss that opportunity esp bc i wanna continue in academia but im so tired There Is Always Something

taking a break from talking about this single on twitter to talk about it on bluesky also i forgot i had this account hiiiii

i told her “girl… that cats uses her tongue to clean her ass why are you letting her eat from your plate” and she was like “she’s an indoor cat so she’s super clean🙄” ?!?!!??!???! i’m never setting foot in that apartment ever again in my life

i’m the biggest #catlover ever but i can’t do that it’s so nasty to me and the worst part is that my cousin got mad when i grabbed the cat and put it on the floor when she was walking towards my plate like HEKSNSJKSNSNX???? and later i saw that she let the cat eat Directly from her plate omfggg

my cousins wanted to play with my dog and she didn’t so i had to explain to them that she’s actually pushing 60 in human years she’s an old lady she’s not gonna play fetch with them 😭😭

she’s like “we just moved into a new house we need stuff” and i’m like we moved here to downsize because you wanted to save money and this kinda defeats the purpose but whatever