dragatha christie, nose pressure, baby baby how was i supposed to golf, phil time, they got sad and exploded, cue to skadoo, mother *in weird phil voice*!

i ponder this often i used to always think dan but the older i get the more im like actually im vveryyyy phil also… i think these days i’m significantly more phil

a couple times over younows but this year phil said my entire legal name on his bday live and i was so jarred and i was like ok i desperately need to change my display name

phil’s A-Z of me video! iconic video amazingphil i’m madly in love with u

signed hard cover of wwgttn (v important to me), legalize catboys!! cat calendar and dan and phil made me gay shirt lol. i couldn’t get merch as a kid and i’m using inner child work as an excuse to make terrible financial decisions as an adult

might fuck around a write a multi chapter alt-meeting dan and phil phanfiction

i miss dan and phil☹️

y’all this fic….. actually sick and twisted also guys what if i never find love like i’m cooked