Ley Lines Travel Agency
@leylinestravel.bsky.social
Full service travel agency for all places esoteric, strange, occult, and spooky on this world (and maybe some others)
☝️TRAVEL TIP🔎
Traveling to see the total solar eclipse in April? Don’t look at the 🌞 without eclipse glasses!
Also, check your natal chart to see in which House the eclipse lands before exposing yourself to its malefic beams! Maybe don’t look at the eclipse at all! Maybe just stay inside and pray!
Traveling to see the total solar eclipse in April? Don’t look at the 🌞 without eclipse glasses!
Also, check your natal chart to see in which House the eclipse lands before exposing yourself to its malefic beams! Maybe don’t look at the eclipse at all! Maybe just stay inside and pray!
February 28, 2024 at 2:32 PM
☝️TRAVEL TIP🔎
Traveling to see the total solar eclipse in April? Don’t look at the 🌞 without eclipse glasses!
Also, check your natal chart to see in which House the eclipse lands before exposing yourself to its malefic beams! Maybe don’t look at the eclipse at all! Maybe just stay inside and pray!
Traveling to see the total solar eclipse in April? Don’t look at the 🌞 without eclipse glasses!
Also, check your natal chart to see in which House the eclipse lands before exposing yourself to its malefic beams! Maybe don’t look at the eclipse at all! Maybe just stay inside and pray!
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Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Please note that there is a travel advisory in effect for Point Pleasant, WV and the surrounding environs due to recent Mothman sightings. While we are not canceling any tours at this time, we advise updating your wills before traveling.
February 22, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Please note that there is a travel advisory in effect for Point Pleasant, WV and the surrounding environs due to recent Mothman sightings. While we are not canceling any tours at this time, we advise updating your wills before traveling.
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Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. If you are calling to request a refund for your Holy Grail Quest, please note that the contract clearly states no refunds if you fail to find the Grail.
However, we are offering 10% off to repeat travelers on our next all inclusive Holy Grail Quest!
However, we are offering 10% off to repeat travelers on our next all inclusive Holy Grail Quest!
February 22, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. If you are calling to request a refund for your Holy Grail Quest, please note that the contract clearly states no refunds if you fail to find the Grail.
However, we are offering 10% off to repeat travelers on our next all inclusive Holy Grail Quest!
However, we are offering 10% off to repeat travelers on our next all inclusive Holy Grail Quest!
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🧞🗯️ LEY LINES TRAVEL TIP
While Stonehenge at Summer Solstice may be a bucket list experience for some, we find it’s way too crowded for the experience our travelers desire.
To improve your chances of being abducted by the Fey folk, try going at less popular times between November and March. 🌠
While Stonehenge at Summer Solstice may be a bucket list experience for some, we find it’s way too crowded for the experience our travelers desire.
To improve your chances of being abducted by the Fey folk, try going at less popular times between November and March. 🌠
February 23, 2024 at 12:30 PM
🧞🗯️ LEY LINES TRAVEL TIP
While Stonehenge at Summer Solstice may be a bucket list experience for some, we find it’s way too crowded for the experience our travelers desire.
To improve your chances of being abducted by the Fey folk, try going at less popular times between November and March. 🌠
While Stonehenge at Summer Solstice may be a bucket list experience for some, we find it’s way too crowded for the experience our travelers desire.
To improve your chances of being abducted by the Fey folk, try going at less popular times between November and March. 🌠
✅ JUST ADDED ✅
We are now offering adjoining, paired berths with one full size bed each!*
For those who want to follow in the Kelly/Dee tradition of spouse swapping, to maximize your Enochian magic
*Rooms must be booked together for 4 person accommodation
We are now offering adjoining, paired berths with one full size bed each!*
For those who want to follow in the Kelly/Dee tradition of spouse swapping, to maximize your Enochian magic
*Rooms must be booked together for 4 person accommodation
🧳NOW BOOKING🗺️
9-day all-inclusive* tour retracing the steps of John Dee and Edward Kelly across 16th century Europe from London to Prague🔮
*price includes double berth for 1 sorcerer, 1 scrier. Airfare to/from London not included. No meals provided; fasting required to communicate with Angels.
9-day all-inclusive* tour retracing the steps of John Dee and Edward Kelly across 16th century Europe from London to Prague🔮
*price includes double berth for 1 sorcerer, 1 scrier. Airfare to/from London not included. No meals provided; fasting required to communicate with Angels.
February 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
✅ JUST ADDED ✅
We are now offering adjoining, paired berths with one full size bed each!*
For those who want to follow in the Kelly/Dee tradition of spouse swapping, to maximize your Enochian magic
*Rooms must be booked together for 4 person accommodation
We are now offering adjoining, paired berths with one full size bed each!*
For those who want to follow in the Kelly/Dee tradition of spouse swapping, to maximize your Enochian magic
*Rooms must be booked together for 4 person accommodation
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Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (letting eldritch runes etch themselves across my flesh in the deep wood, filling my vision with inky magic, and turning the first forest traveler who comes to defeat my dread power into a tree)
October 15, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (letting eldritch runes etch themselves across my flesh in the deep wood, filling my vision with inky magic, and turning the first forest traveler who comes to defeat my dread power into a tree)
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. All of our agents are currently trapped in a parallel dimension. Please stay on the line, and the first thing out of the portal will assist you shortly.
February 26, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. All of our agents are currently trapped in a parallel dimension. Please stay on the line, and the first thing out of the portal will assist you shortly.
*airfare to and from Jiayiguan city not included; sighting of death worm not guaranteed; some transfers will be via Mongolian steppe horse (additional luggage horse will be provided)
🧳NOW BOOKING🗺️
7-Day All Inclusive* Mongolian Death Worm Glamping Safari 💀🪱
Enjoy a week in the Gobi Desert near the awe inspiring Bayanzag Cliffs. Wake up to a rich cup of süütei tsai before embarking in pursuit of olgoi-khorkhoi, and fall asleep each night in a luxury yurt fit for a Khan.
7-Day All Inclusive* Mongolian Death Worm Glamping Safari 💀🪱
Enjoy a week in the Gobi Desert near the awe inspiring Bayanzag Cliffs. Wake up to a rich cup of süütei tsai before embarking in pursuit of olgoi-khorkhoi, and fall asleep each night in a luxury yurt fit for a Khan.
February 25, 2024 at 2:56 PM
*airfare to and from Jiayiguan city not included; sighting of death worm not guaranteed; some transfers will be via Mongolian steppe horse (additional luggage horse will be provided)
🧳NOW BOOKING🗺️
7-Day All Inclusive* Mongolian Death Worm Glamping Safari 💀🪱
Enjoy a week in the Gobi Desert near the awe inspiring Bayanzag Cliffs. Wake up to a rich cup of süütei tsai before embarking in pursuit of olgoi-khorkhoi, and fall asleep each night in a luxury yurt fit for a Khan.
7-Day All Inclusive* Mongolian Death Worm Glamping Safari 💀🪱
Enjoy a week in the Gobi Desert near the awe inspiring Bayanzag Cliffs. Wake up to a rich cup of süütei tsai before embarking in pursuit of olgoi-khorkhoi, and fall asleep each night in a luxury yurt fit for a Khan.
February 25, 2024 at 2:51 PM
🧳NOW BOOKING🗺️
7-Day All Inclusive* Mongolian Death Worm Glamping Safari 💀🪱
Enjoy a week in the Gobi Desert near the awe inspiring Bayanzag Cliffs. Wake up to a rich cup of süütei tsai before embarking in pursuit of olgoi-khorkhoi, and fall asleep each night in a luxury yurt fit for a Khan.
7-Day All Inclusive* Mongolian Death Worm Glamping Safari 💀🪱
Enjoy a week in the Gobi Desert near the awe inspiring Bayanzag Cliffs. Wake up to a rich cup of süütei tsai before embarking in pursuit of olgoi-khorkhoi, and fall asleep each night in a luxury yurt fit for a Khan.
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Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Your call is important to us. Please listen closely, as our menu options tend to change without warning, and to be completely outside of our control.
February 22, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Your call is important to us. Please listen closely, as our menu options tend to change without warning, and to be completely outside of our control.
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🧳NOW BOOKING🗺️
9-day all-inclusive* tour retracing the steps of John Dee and Edward Kelly across 16th century Europe from London to Prague🔮
*price includes double berth for 1 sorcerer, 1 scrier. Airfare to/from London not included. No meals provided; fasting required to communicate with Angels.
9-day all-inclusive* tour retracing the steps of John Dee and Edward Kelly across 16th century Europe from London to Prague🔮
*price includes double berth for 1 sorcerer, 1 scrier. Airfare to/from London not included. No meals provided; fasting required to communicate with Angels.
February 23, 2024 at 12:49 AM
🧳NOW BOOKING🗺️
9-day all-inclusive* tour retracing the steps of John Dee and Edward Kelly across 16th century Europe from London to Prague🔮
*price includes double berth for 1 sorcerer, 1 scrier. Airfare to/from London not included. No meals provided; fasting required to communicate with Angels.
9-day all-inclusive* tour retracing the steps of John Dee and Edward Kelly across 16th century Europe from London to Prague🔮
*price includes double berth for 1 sorcerer, 1 scrier. Airfare to/from London not included. No meals provided; fasting required to communicate with Angels.
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Thank you for booking your vacation with Ley Lines Travel Agency! Please hold for your confirmation number.
J… S… P… (you’re moving it!) (no I’m not, you are!) C… R… A… GOODBYE
J… S… P… (you’re moving it!) (no I’m not, you are!) C… R… A… GOODBYE
February 23, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Thank you for booking your vacation with Ley Lines Travel Agency! Please hold for your confirmation number.
J… S… P… (you’re moving it!) (no I’m not, you are!) C… R… A… GOODBYE
J… S… P… (you’re moving it!) (no I’m not, you are!) C… R… A… GOODBYE
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Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Your call may be recorded for quality assurance, and to scan for incidents of electronic voice phenomenon.
February 23, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Your call may be recorded for quality assurance, and to scan for incidents of electronic voice phenomenon.
🧞🗯️ LEY LINES TRAVEL TIP
While Stonehenge at Summer Solstice may be a bucket list experience for some, we find it’s way too crowded for the experience our travelers desire.
To improve your chances of being abducted by the Fey folk, try going at less popular times between November and March. 🌠
While Stonehenge at Summer Solstice may be a bucket list experience for some, we find it’s way too crowded for the experience our travelers desire.
To improve your chances of being abducted by the Fey folk, try going at less popular times between November and March. 🌠
February 23, 2024 at 12:30 PM
🧞🗯️ LEY LINES TRAVEL TIP
While Stonehenge at Summer Solstice may be a bucket list experience for some, we find it’s way too crowded for the experience our travelers desire.
To improve your chances of being abducted by the Fey folk, try going at less popular times between November and March. 🌠
While Stonehenge at Summer Solstice may be a bucket list experience for some, we find it’s way too crowded for the experience our travelers desire.
To improve your chances of being abducted by the Fey folk, try going at less popular times between November and March. 🌠
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Why is Taiwan Pizza Hut always so extra
(the Halloween chicken feet edition)
(the Halloween chicken feet edition)
October 27, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Why is Taiwan Pizza Hut always so extra
(the Halloween chicken feet edition)
(the Halloween chicken feet edition)
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Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Your call may be recorded for quality assurance, and to scan for incidents of electronic voice phenomenon.
February 23, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Your call may be recorded for quality assurance, and to scan for incidents of electronic voice phenomenon.
Thank you for booking your vacation with Ley Lines Travel Agency! Please hold for your confirmation number.
J… S… P… (you’re moving it!) (no I’m not, you are!) C… R… A… GOODBYE
J… S… P… (you’re moving it!) (no I’m not, you are!) C… R… A… GOODBYE
February 23, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Thank you for booking your vacation with Ley Lines Travel Agency! Please hold for your confirmation number.
J… S… P… (you’re moving it!) (no I’m not, you are!) C… R… A… GOODBYE
J… S… P… (you’re moving it!) (no I’m not, you are!) C… R… A… GOODBYE
🧳NOW BOOKING🗺️
9-day all-inclusive* tour retracing the steps of John Dee and Edward Kelly across 16th century Europe from London to Prague🔮
*price includes double berth for 1 sorcerer, 1 scrier. Airfare to/from London not included. No meals provided; fasting required to communicate with Angels.
9-day all-inclusive* tour retracing the steps of John Dee and Edward Kelly across 16th century Europe from London to Prague🔮
*price includes double berth for 1 sorcerer, 1 scrier. Airfare to/from London not included. No meals provided; fasting required to communicate with Angels.
February 23, 2024 at 12:49 AM
🧳NOW BOOKING🗺️
9-day all-inclusive* tour retracing the steps of John Dee and Edward Kelly across 16th century Europe from London to Prague🔮
*price includes double berth for 1 sorcerer, 1 scrier. Airfare to/from London not included. No meals provided; fasting required to communicate with Angels.
9-day all-inclusive* tour retracing the steps of John Dee and Edward Kelly across 16th century Europe from London to Prague🔮
*price includes double berth for 1 sorcerer, 1 scrier. Airfare to/from London not included. No meals provided; fasting required to communicate with Angels.
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Please note that there is a travel advisory in effect for Point Pleasant, WV and the surrounding environs due to recent Mothman sightings. While we are not canceling any tours at this time, we advise updating your wills before traveling.
February 22, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Please note that there is a travel advisory in effect for Point Pleasant, WV and the surrounding environs due to recent Mothman sightings. While we are not canceling any tours at this time, we advise updating your wills before traveling.
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. If you are calling to request a refund for your Holy Grail Quest, please note that the contract clearly states no refunds if you fail to find the Grail.
However, we are offering 10% off to repeat travelers on our next all inclusive Holy Grail Quest!
However, we are offering 10% off to repeat travelers on our next all inclusive Holy Grail Quest!
February 22, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. If you are calling to request a refund for your Holy Grail Quest, please note that the contract clearly states no refunds if you fail to find the Grail.
However, we are offering 10% off to repeat travelers on our next all inclusive Holy Grail Quest!
However, we are offering 10% off to repeat travelers on our next all inclusive Holy Grail Quest!
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Your call is important to us. Please listen closely, as our menu options tend to change without warning, and to be completely outside of our control.
February 22, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Thank you for calling Ley Lines Travel Agency. Your call is important to us. Please listen closely, as our menu options tend to change without warning, and to be completely outside of our control.