actually yeah did you even consider that maybe it wasn't your turn with the one atom of joy. did you even make an appointment for it. did you even think about what if i wanted it. did you even think about how i didn't want it but seeing you with it made me uncomfortable :/

erm it's kind of making me uncomfortable how good of a time you're having... can you please turn down your whimsy and enjoyment so i don't have to experience it... "joy isn't meant to be a crumb" correct it's only acceptable to have one (1) atom of it at a time.........

ohhhhhh my god. stella oh my god

super glue, a cut piece of teabag, then another coat of super glue works really well to keep the nail together as it grows out (i have a broken nail with this on it right now)

kiedis. whatever it's fine - good, even - that i can't spell the last name of the singer of the red hot chili peppers .

misread the name as "Anthony Michael kedis" and i was really impressed for a second