The only medical literature we have on the women's inner labia states:
1. You don't have it when you're young.
2. You don't have it when you're old.
3. How to remove it to look like a pornstar.

If you're wondering the total estimated global spent on erectile dysfunction: ~$110–120 billion+

If China is spying on us through TikTok I bet my agent knows so many cool facts about sharks because of me 🦈

#whatlifeisreallyabout #alwayswithyou #thingsincommon

I'm worried the writers of my life are going to turn it into a musical. I've already started using choreographed dance routines to stand up to a jealous bully. Sooner or later the squirrels are going to start singing 🐿️🎶

I just finished my first shift for the Community and Health Supports Autism Action Plan!!

Did you know that there is currently no way to get diagnosed with autism in Nova Scotia after the age of 16 unless you are able to pay several thousand dollars for private testing?

I take pride in the fact that my friends would likely call me if they were stuck on a question in a game show like cash cab

"What do you mean "it's too cold to sleep outside" there is no such thing"
-Copper

Automation is only terrifying in a late-stage capitalistic society. We should be excited to move away from dangerous, labor intensive, soul sucking, low wage jobs, but instead we face the anxiety of poverty. We create the rules. It doesn't have to be this way.

I'm so grateful for my friends

Do not come near me

And don't you dare ever touch me again.

I absolutely love this feature. #inclusive #accessibility #bluesky

Mississippi Sen. Bradford Blackmon proposed the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act," making it illegal to "discharge genetic material" without intent to conceive. Fines range from $1K-$10K for offenders. The bill targets non-procreative acts. Don’t believe me? Look it up!
#usa #politics

The data's in and wow how incredible to see how much all my work has paid off. Happy to be healing. 2022 vs 2024

Darra ☀️