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punwithwordz
@lexophile.bsky.social
very legal, very cool
The blame for this should land first and foremost on Fani Willis, and her spectacular lack of judgment. She couldn’t have botched the case better if she tried to intentionally sabotage it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Jack Walsh: There's something I've been wanting to say to you for ten years.

Jimmy Serrano: Yeah, and what's that!?

Jack Walsh: You're under arrest!
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
On the bright side, at least you can play the sad violin to yourself.
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Donnie thinks everyone is as thin-skinned as he is.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Bessie: Trump was joking when he said he might fire me. He was joking, right? Right?
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It’s pretty remarkable how much the GOP hates the poor.
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Erdogan: What do you mean, this is America? I’ll have you arrested for treason!
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Donnie’s healthcare plan will be announced in about…2 weeks.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In a cab somewhere, Jackie Chiles to Lindsay Halligan:

You took the case on? Who told you to take the case on? I didn’t tell you to take the case on. Why did you take the case on? If you want to take the case on, let a lawyer take the case on.
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Vinny Gambini wins ONE case, and now every insurance lawyer wants to try a criminal case.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Have GOP members heard of the phrase “strength in numbers”? Do they know that they’re a co-equal branch of government?
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
LOL, indict the most popular former POTUS? Go ahead, punk…make my day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Bessie has an odd speech pattern, with the pauses and swallowing: unless he has a stuttering problem, it always seems like he’s trying hard to remember the talking points he memorized to say on that particular day.
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Cassidy should lose his medical license. This is dereliction of duty.
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Kash Patel is such an appropriate name for a grifter.
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Living large on the taxpayers dime
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Would be funny if Brazilian denies Donnie a visa. Or makes it a quid pro quo: remove tariffs or no visa.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
LOL, read the room, Donnie: the House voted 427-1, and the Senate passed the legislation by unanimous consent. So is everyone except Clay Higgins a traitor now?
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Is Donnie a Democrat now?
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Has Bessie heard of the Pottery Barn rule? You break it, you own it. So careful what you wish for, Bessie.
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If they’re stoking insurrection, why doesn’t Psycho Miller bring charges?
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Somewhere out there, MTG: That wasn’t me! It’s a different Greene!! Different Greene, I said!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The other way to fix it is by impeaching and removing 47.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m no lawyer, but I’m guessing that a judge being “concerned” is a whole world different from Susan Collins being “concerned”.
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Personally, I’ll know fascism has arrived in America when people wearing open-toed footwear are led off planes.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM