Lexi Where This Goes
@lexiwherethisgoes.bsky.social
Old in Seattle
Pure of heart, dumb of ass
Weapon of Sass Destruction
LGBTerrible Person
The People's Tramp
Giraffe Skeptic
lexiwherethisgoes on Discord
Pure of heart, dumb of ass
Weapon of Sass Destruction
LGBTerrible Person
The People's Tramp
Giraffe Skeptic
lexiwherethisgoes on Discord
If you're not masturbating to me, I can only assume you're masturbating against me.
August 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If you're not masturbating to me, I can only assume you're masturbating against me.
Shark week is the safest week to go to the beach because the sharks are busy being on TV.
June 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Shark week is the safest week to go to the beach because the sharks are busy being on TV.
Straight conservative white men during pride month
a man with a beard is speaking into a microphone with the words acknowledge me below him
ALT: a man with a beard is speaking into a microphone with the words acknowledge me below him
media.tenor.com
June 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Straight conservative white men during pride month
Me going through Seattle grindr looking for t girl bottoms
May 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me going through Seattle grindr looking for t girl bottoms
"you're crazy"
God forbid a girl keep up a family tradition
God forbid a girl keep up a family tradition
May 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"you're crazy"
God forbid a girl keep up a family tradition
God forbid a girl keep up a family tradition
Listen, I don't care if the Pope is from Chicago, I'm still not drinking Malort.
May 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Listen, I don't care if the Pope is from Chicago, I'm still not drinking Malort.
Sure, I'm seeing a 24 year old puppy girl but she's 168 in dog years, so really it's her preying on me.
April 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Sure, I'm seeing a 24 year old puppy girl but she's 168 in dog years, so really it's her preying on me.
She said she can't sub to someone who wears a Tom Brady jersey.
I've never been this determined before.
I've never been this determined before.
April 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
She said she can't sub to someone who wears a Tom Brady jersey.
I've never been this determined before.
I've never been this determined before.
At the behest of my medical team and the @tacobell.bsky.social legal team, I have retired The Sauce Bag since I can no longer state what year the sauce is from with any sort of conviction.
April 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
At the behest of my medical team and the @tacobell.bsky.social legal team, I have retired The Sauce Bag since I can no longer state what year the sauce is from with any sort of conviction.
It's honestly not fair that I get to look like this while still absolutely laying pipe like I'm the third Mario brother.
March 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's honestly not fair that I get to look like this while still absolutely laying pipe like I'm the third Mario brother.
Just posting some bait so I can get wrapped up in one of those Seattle T4T polycules
March 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just posting some bait so I can get wrapped up in one of those Seattle T4T polycules
You ever go on a date, get home, sit back, and realize you are completely fucked?
No reason, just asking
No reason, just asking
March 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
You ever go on a date, get home, sit back, and realize you are completely fucked?
No reason, just asking
No reason, just asking
I love feeling represented in literature! (reading the dsm-v right now)
March 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I love feeling represented in literature! (reading the dsm-v right now)
I'm autistic. Of course I would love having a train run on me.
March 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I'm autistic. Of course I would love having a train run on me.
Utter woke nonsense
March 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Utter woke nonsense
Dodge this
February 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Dodge this
I got a new puppy!
February 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I got a new puppy!
Working on training buttons for Bagel. What do you think?
February 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Working on training buttons for Bagel. What do you think?
So, was someone gonna tell me that trans milfs were in vogue now? I've been sitting here having a mid life crisis, and you're just gonna not tell me that all of the sudden I'm in high demand?
February 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So, was someone gonna tell me that trans milfs were in vogue now? I've been sitting here having a mid life crisis, and you're just gonna not tell me that all of the sudden I'm in high demand?
A week and a half and then Bagel is coming home!
February 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
A week and a half and then Bagel is coming home!
Just made an appointment to get my Real ID license, just as I read an article about a trans woman having all of her documentation seized when she went to renew her passport so I'm really scared lol
Someone talk me down, I'm gonna crash out here
Someone talk me down, I'm gonna crash out here
February 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Just made an appointment to get my Real ID license, just as I read an article about a trans woman having all of her documentation seized when she went to renew her passport so I'm really scared lol
Someone talk me down, I'm gonna crash out here
Someone talk me down, I'm gonna crash out here
Do I know anyone in Kansas City Missouri?
January 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Do I know anyone in Kansas City Missouri?
When you think about it, tapeworms are just nature's Ozempic
January 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When you think about it, tapeworms are just nature's Ozempic
If I knew how to backflip, I'm pretty sure that would just be my response to anything.
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If I knew how to backflip, I'm pretty sure that would just be my response to anything.
What would reverse taxidermy look like?
January 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What would reverse taxidermy look like?