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Mrs. Bluebeard 🫘
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Actual size.
Tried to buy shoes from my favorite brand in Australia. I guess I’ll go fuck myself instead.
May 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I tried to order a pair of shoes from my favorite shoe brand in Australia in their website this morning. I have at least 3 pairs of shoes from them. Today, the shopping cart showed me a $200 tariff that would make the total purchase over $400. Twice the cost of the damn shoes!
May 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My favorite shoes just happen to be made by an Australian company called Rollie. They are having a sale and I just tried to buy a new pair for work. Motherfucking #trumptariffs will make this purchase over $400.
May 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Vibe.
May 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This look weak to you?
April 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hate can’t make us great.
#resist #protest
April 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I spent so much time at Oglesby Union on the steps of Moore Auditorium during my time at FSU. I’m heartbroken and furious at this senseless shooting. Protect these god damn kids already. It’s the fucking guns!
April 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Do it.
April 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
March 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Bought this week.
March 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Yep! Literally the definition of neutral as far as I can tell.
March 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just out here taking down Tesla. #teslatakedown
March 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I kinda feel like I’m just getting warmed up.
#IdesofTrump #GoodTrouble
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Thanks for coming to Ft. Lauderdale @tmbg.bsky.social. Sorry the crowd couldn’t get off their asses.
March 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Dear Levi’s, women have faces and are not solely comprised of asses. What the shit are you doing here?
February 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Saw this on /r/ProtestFinderUSA. Handy as hell. Enjoy.
February 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This guy out here threatening over half the country now?
February 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
February 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This iguana crashing to the ground only to immediately and defiantly climb back up again has to be an analogy for something.
#wildlife #nature
January 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Solidifying my decision to flee from Meta.
January 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you aren’t listening to this album every day , why aren’t you listening to this album every day?

#lambrinigirls
January 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Seems like a real crucial time to drive this point home.
January 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just learned the word ‘poltroon’. *Chef’s kiss* No notes.
January 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Before Harry Met Sally is an interesting ride, but I’m pretty sure they could have wrapped this thing up in about 5 episodes.
January 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM