Just got word from Tommie and Timmie. The revolution is underway tonight. Ankha and Felicity are leading surgical strikes on the mayoral house, also known as the "Poop Island Hutt." He named our Island Poop Island. It was Green Shores. I hate this guy. I love you neighbor POG

Also, if you're wondering why I say POG at the end of every post... It's the new mayor's fault. I was just talking to them. They then decreed I had to say POG at the end of every post. It is so annoying, I don't know what it even means. I hate POG. I love you neighbor POG

The problem is, even Isabelle is smitten by this new arrival on our peaceful shore. We were all happy here, now there's taxes f and a new law that requires us to sing Black Parade every hour. I haven't slept in weeks. My child is hungry and needs turantula bite meds. I love you neighbor POG

I don't even know why I'm appealing to this online wasteland. It's mostly dead internet. There is no help forthcoming. Someone will just show up to your Island, name themself mayor, and then take your bells and fruit as "Tax." he even gave my child to Blathers as an "exhibit" I love you neighbor POG

Understandably, you may think all of this is just an online goof. It's not. Preschool tuition rates are through the roof and my child is already working two jobs catching bees and fish. He's been stung twice. The hospital is so expensive. We need turnips. I love you neighbor POG

This is a real issue. We are going to starve and Tom Nook has no mercy for those who are too feeble to shake the trees! My bug net broke and I can't even afford the free sticks to craft a new one! You ruined not just my holiday, but my child had to drop out of preschool. I love you neighbor POG

You don't understand. My family needed those bells! that was the entirety of our monthly food allowance! We don't even have food left for us. This is a holiday week! We have no food, no turnips, and no source of income. I can't just sell bees all week man! That won't cut it! I love you neighbor POG

Congrats on buying a wall!

The sidesaddle, and the virt blob on the front make the art pure peak.

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