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lexi
@lexilucy.bsky.social
purveyor of tomfoolery
they/them
you can take the bitch out of beef country, but you can't take the beef country out of the bitch
August 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
@mothmanvevo.bsky.social hey [with rizz]
March 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
at the risk of sounding like a 50-year-old white man, what's with all these fruity IPAs? i don't want sweet and juicy! i want the hops to punch me in the throat!
January 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
picked up a case of @broelector.bsky.social at the gas station after work. ready for #boysnight
January 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i'm high on dayquil and i forgot how to crochet wtf
December 29, 2024 at 1:01 AM
i think piplup should have a gun
December 22, 2024 at 5:32 PM
it's almost 2025. can everyone please figure out the difference between reply and reply all????? like what the fuck?
December 21, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I don't miss South Dakota. Took this pic 6 years ago.
December 11, 2024 at 7:01 PM
this is me and my bubby boi, ghost. we found him in the trash and he is the light of my life. I have never seen a grateful cat until mr beef right here. I love you, toastie 🩷
December 3, 2024 at 4:42 AM
I should become a banjo guy
November 19, 2024 at 4:45 PM
hey, my first kiss was a girl and it still took me 5 more years before I realized I liked women, too.
November 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
brb it's acomaf
brb gonna curl up with the book I've already read a hundred times just to feel something
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
brb gonna curl up with the book I've already read a hundred times just to feel something
November 13, 2024 at 7:53 PM
how to scold my cat for being mean to her brother (she has been here longer, but he's orange and therefore innocent)
October 30, 2024 at 2:01 AM
today's schedule:
✅wake up
✅take meds
✅experience the soul-crushing weight of mental illness and reality
✅eat soup
October 28, 2024 at 6:27 PM
highly recommend having a Nebraskan bestie so you can text her while she's at work to send you her best crock pot soup recipes 🖤
October 21, 2024 at 8:48 PM
he's just a boy
October 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
i'm a socks and sandals guy now
October 19, 2024 at 7:49 PM
emo they/them
October 17, 2024 at 11:35 PM
have yet to find good cheese curds down south
October 17, 2024 at 1:09 PM
I'm not the same girl you knew back then (I'm worse)
September 13, 2024 at 11:23 PM
really love how I can have a college degree and a license to practice in a specialized field, and I can barely afford my rent. so cool.
February 28, 2024 at 5:22 AM
I should be able to take mental health days without feeling guilty about it. Alas, my work environment has put a strong pressure on me to be there, regardless of my own needs. 🙃
February 19, 2024 at 3:17 PM
candy holidays as a school staff member are the best
February 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM
grad school power move where they just misgender me
February 1, 2024 at 4:12 PM