i sometimes forget what corner of freakdom i've put myself into until i see someone else's hear me outs and all i can respond with is an unimpressed sigh

Tonight's burrito: Prosciutto, hard salami, slightly less hard salami, aged white cheddar, herbed brie and a crumbled-up hash brown. I call this the "charcuterrito."

Pretending not being able to 'finish' my food and always giving hella extra-food to the friend/partner eating with me

I will not disobey @cassanova19.bsky.social, I will do as I am told.
I will not disobey @cassanova19.bsky.social, I will do as I am told.
I will not disobey @cassanova19.bsky.social, I will do as I am told.
I will not disobey @cassanova19.bsky.social, I will do as I am told.