Alexandria Allison Zambrano
@lexicontroller.bsky.social
I'm a Druidic Witch, Bard. I love science and the humanities. I'm also an AuDHD Trans woman who cares a lot about social issues.
In an early Transformers ep in 1984, the Decepticons attacked an oil rig. I saw the episode 12 years ago. With that line, I thought of Thundercracker playing bagpipes. I drew it then, and it's one of my favorite drawings that I've ever done. I'm no great artist, but I re-drew it to make a meme. 😊
June 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
In an early Transformers ep in 1984, the Decepticons attacked an oil rig. I saw the episode 12 years ago. With that line, I thought of Thundercracker playing bagpipes. I drew it then, and it's one of my favorite drawings that I've ever done. I'm no great artist, but I re-drew it to make a meme. 😊
I saw a brick just laying on the ground at work, and my brain went "Brick: the voice of the people." So I drew this. 😊
June 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I saw a brick just laying on the ground at work, and my brain went "Brick: the voice of the people." So I drew this. 😊
I was just walking through the woods when an obliging troll, and friendly brown bear took it upon themselves to help me level up my blocking stat. Such kindness is rarely seen in everyday life. 🥰
May 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I was just walking through the woods when an obliging troll, and friendly brown bear took it upon themselves to help me level up my blocking stat. Such kindness is rarely seen in everyday life. 🥰
I've been putting off getting these for years. But I saw an ad for it the other day again, and figured "why not?"
Nessie has always been my favorite Cryptid. 🥰
It's a mini-colander, a ladle, and a tea infuser.
Nessie has always been my favorite Cryptid. 🥰
It's a mini-colander, a ladle, and a tea infuser.
May 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I've been putting off getting these for years. But I saw an ad for it the other day again, and figured "why not?"
Nessie has always been my favorite Cryptid. 🥰
It's a mini-colander, a ladle, and a tea infuser.
Nessie has always been my favorite Cryptid. 🥰
It's a mini-colander, a ladle, and a tea infuser.
Oblivion has now become a horse riding simulator. 🥰 🐎
April 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Oblivion has now become a horse riding simulator. 🥰 🐎
I had a minor disagreement over the idea of self-control. I have an exceptionally high sense of self-efficacy and live to challenge myself. One isn't likely to get far arguing that I can't do something. Even if I can't, I'll try anyone. There is nothing to be gained from giving up before starting. 🤷♀️
April 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I had a minor disagreement over the idea of self-control. I have an exceptionally high sense of self-efficacy and live to challenge myself. One isn't likely to get far arguing that I can't do something. Even if I can't, I'll try anyone. There is nothing to be gained from giving up before starting. 🤷♀️
I decided to try to draw an elephant, and rhinoceros from memory with a #2 pencil. I'm overall happy with the attempt, but I realize now that I straight up fucking forgot to give the rhinoceros ears. 😅
April 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I decided to try to draw an elephant, and rhinoceros from memory with a #2 pencil. I'm overall happy with the attempt, but I realize now that I straight up fucking forgot to give the rhinoceros ears. 😅
A freehand sketch I did based on a photo of a seaside scene at night. I assume it's a lighthouse area The light is facing the building, but it was dark out. It was a fun exercise in shading, which I'm not very good at. 😅 My boyfriend has been trying to teach me proper shading. His art is amazing. 🥰
April 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A freehand sketch I did based on a photo of a seaside scene at night. I assume it's a lighthouse area The light is facing the building, but it was dark out. It was a fun exercise in shading, which I'm not very good at. 😅 My boyfriend has been trying to teach me proper shading. His art is amazing. 🥰
I made a cloak/cape to go with my outfits. I'm not sure yet if I want to add a hood to it. I want to make a broach for it also, I think. It may be a bit shiny for my look, but idk. Just wanted to share.
April 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I made a cloak/cape to go with my outfits. I'm not sure yet if I want to add a hood to it. I want to make a broach for it also, I think. It may be a bit shiny for my look, but idk. Just wanted to share.
The irony that we were watching Hidalgo when I got this. 😂
April 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The irony that we were watching Hidalgo when I got this. 😂
Radio: "Hi, this is Taylor Momsen from The Pretty Reckless, C-101 rocks!"
My brain:
My brain:
April 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Radio: "Hi, this is Taylor Momsen from The Pretty Reckless, C-101 rocks!"
My brain:
My brain:
The world needs more lighthouses. 🥰
April 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The world needs more lighthouses. 🥰
Me: "Would it be messed up if I made some hot chocolate, and melted one of these Peeps in it?"
Bf: "No, they DESERVE it!" 😂
Bf: "No, they DESERVE it!" 😂
April 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Me: "Would it be messed up if I made some hot chocolate, and melted one of these Peeps in it?"
Bf: "No, they DESERVE it!" 😂
Bf: "No, they DESERVE it!" 😂
I got sick of having to fix the buttons on my smock for work, so I put a zipper on it. I love being able to sew. 🥰
April 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I got sick of having to fix the buttons on my smock for work, so I put a zipper on it. I love being able to sew. 🥰
I retouched my own hair for the first time. I think it came out pretty well, all things considered. I'm definitely going to use gloves next time, though. The bleach made my fingers angry. 😅 At least it worked on my eyebrows this time. 🥰
April 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I retouched my own hair for the first time. I think it came out pretty well, all things considered. I'm definitely going to use gloves next time, though. The bleach made my fingers angry. 😅 At least it worked on my eyebrows this time. 🥰
My Fitbit wants me to slow down. That's hilarious! 😂
April 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My Fitbit wants me to slow down. That's hilarious! 😂
I drew a scene from Wicked with My Little Pony characters.
Rarity as Glinda telling Twilight "you can still be with the Squizzard" (the D&D parody ep.)
Discord is Prince Fiyero obv
I didn't have lavender for Twilight. I hoped I could make violet work. I have to say that I absolutely did not. 😅
Rarity as Glinda telling Twilight "you can still be with the Squizzard" (the D&D parody ep.)
Discord is Prince Fiyero obv
I didn't have lavender for Twilight. I hoped I could make violet work. I have to say that I absolutely did not. 😅
April 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I drew a scene from Wicked with My Little Pony characters.
Rarity as Glinda telling Twilight "you can still be with the Squizzard" (the D&D parody ep.)
Discord is Prince Fiyero obv
I didn't have lavender for Twilight. I hoped I could make violet work. I have to say that I absolutely did not. 😅
Rarity as Glinda telling Twilight "you can still be with the Squizzard" (the D&D parody ep.)
Discord is Prince Fiyero obv
I didn't have lavender for Twilight. I hoped I could make violet work. I have to say that I absolutely did not. 😅
My divine boyfriend James, the Daedalus of the culinary world, made what is perhaps the most delicious milkshake ever conceived! It consists of vanilla bean ice cream with caramel, Biscoff crumbles, cookie butter, and coolwhip. 😋
April 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
My divine boyfriend James, the Daedalus of the culinary world, made what is perhaps the most delicious milkshake ever conceived! It consists of vanilla bean ice cream with caramel, Biscoff crumbles, cookie butter, and coolwhip. 😋
Out of Milk is one of my favorite apps. It's so organized, and makes shopping much easier. Plus, I get the joy of deleting each item as I check it off. 🥰
April 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Out of Milk is one of my favorite apps. It's so organized, and makes shopping much easier. Plus, I get the joy of deleting each item as I check it off. 🥰
They're going to be dismantling the Harbor Bridge soon. We have a long love/hate relationship. I used to have nightmares of it as a child. I was afraid of heights and would dream it kept getting smaller the higher it climbed until you fell off. I'll have to visit as much as I can until it closes.
March 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They're going to be dismantling the Harbor Bridge soon. We have a long love/hate relationship. I used to have nightmares of it as a child. I was afraid of heights and would dream it kept getting smaller the higher it climbed until you fell off. I'll have to visit as much as I can until it closes.
Everyone deserves due process. That's the "due" part. 🤦♀️
March 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Everyone deserves due process. That's the "due" part. 🤦♀️
I saw a joke post about Nessie being a bear and wanted to share two thoughts on that.
First, there haven't been wild bears in Scotland since they were hunted to extinction over 1,500 years ago.
Second; I've always believed that if anything, Nessie was/is an Elasmosaurus or some other Plesiosaur.
First, there haven't been wild bears in Scotland since they were hunted to extinction over 1,500 years ago.
Second; I've always believed that if anything, Nessie was/is an Elasmosaurus or some other Plesiosaur.
March 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I saw a joke post about Nessie being a bear and wanted to share two thoughts on that.
First, there haven't been wild bears in Scotland since they were hunted to extinction over 1,500 years ago.
Second; I've always believed that if anything, Nessie was/is an Elasmosaurus or some other Plesiosaur.
First, there haven't been wild bears in Scotland since they were hunted to extinction over 1,500 years ago.
Second; I've always believed that if anything, Nessie was/is an Elasmosaurus or some other Plesiosaur.
Look, it's the two sides of my personality. 😂
March 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Look, it's the two sides of my personality. 😂
I did a sketch of Red Sonja. 😊
March 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I did a sketch of Red Sonja. 😊
Me after finishing a 45 min workout with my new 40 lb vest. I started feeling like I was going to pass out after 35, so I finished the last 10 minutes without it. It was a good way to get 6,000 steps in. Eventually, I'll be able to do the fastball special with my short king. 🥰
March 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Me after finishing a 45 min workout with my new 40 lb vest. I started feeling like I was going to pass out after 35, so I finished the last 10 minutes without it. It was a good way to get 6,000 steps in. Eventually, I'll be able to do the fastball special with my short king. 🥰