It's cosmic latte.

It would be less bad if they'd formed a square instead of a non-square parallelogram. I'd still have issues with it, but that wouldn't be one of them.

I was also thinking that their dinners might be a bit strained for a while.

My weakness is elevators. I'm sorry. It's compulsive. I'm going to start a conversation in the elevator. The good news is that it'll be short.

My brain hurts. This makes my mind go owie.

If they're boobs, then they're post-babies, post-breastfeeding, post-menopausal boobs, which seems outta whack with the general theme.

Are they mature ovarian follicles?

If you have to characterize yourself as controversial after 40 years of decrying (whining about) political correctness, then, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, maybe your shtick has run its course.

And they're perfectly good feet.

Well, I just snarfed my tea.