Lewis Spears
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Lewis Spears
@lewspears.bsky.social
Stand up comic. Silver tongue. Iron jaw 💀
Love a bit of chaos. 🔥
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Huge reason yeah
November 12, 2024 at 8:28 AM
At least for England the royals are a tourist attraction that prints money
For Australia?
They’re just unattractive tourists printed on our money.
October 24, 2024 at 1:00 AM
This elected politician was laughed at by the Queen and removed from parliament, (a place she was voted to serve in) by the Kings guards, while half the country watched this medieval charade and asked themselves, "What do these inbred freaks actually do for our country?"
October 24, 2024 at 1:00 AM
During his speech to parliament, King Charles was interrupted by senator Lidia Thorpe, who demanded that England return the skulls and bones of Indigenous Australians stolen by the British.
October 24, 2024 at 1:00 AM
King Sausage Fingers wandered around "his" colony like a landlord hoping the tenants would shut up about the black mold issue, (which is what Charles calls Indigenous people).
October 24, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Queen Camilla meet with sexual violence advocates and feigned interest, hoping they wouldn't ask why Prince Andrew was invited to her coronation and why he’s still living at the royal lodge.
October 24, 2024 at 12:59 AM