Listen, if I follow you, you basically have to follow me back. There’s about 9 of us on here, don’t make it weird.

Artichoke is definitely the number one vegetable named most like a Pokemon

They should bring back doing a Luigi but it’s for BBC stars making programmes about going on holiday with their mate/mum.

To the tune of Desperado: Nosferatu

Has anyone done that yet?

Masters Of The Air is incredible, I got too scared to try it when everyone stopped talking about it after Barry Keoghan’s accent reveal.

Now to carefully curate a high-minded and cultured algorithm with only tasteful levels of thirst.

Tweeting to nobody like it’s 2009 again, omg so nostalgic