I saw Mothman on a bridge at a No Kings protest. My day is complete.

29: wanna see my Only Fans?

Me: um...

Him: (opens office drawer...literally filled with only fans...)

😂😂😂

29: I just left pisstown. On my way to mowtown next. And then I'll be ready to head to shitsburgh.

Me: 😂 Thanks for the progress report. 😂

Watching my son bawl his eyes out over having to euthanize our dog--

Me: Real men cry.

29: And men who don't aren't real men.

I freaking love my kid.

And the younger generations will save us.

My 'made in the USA' toilet paper was $1 more today.

Buy American. Buy American. The grifters chant.

The poor get poorer. The rich get richer.

All while America's in the shitter.