Like this:

Well, it wasn't like... normal sideways jerk-off grabbing, but he basically wrapped his hand around it lengthwise and stroked it

Proud to be a freak. :3

But since I still hadn't cum, I went absolutely insane with my fist toy and went until I wore myself out so hard, I couldn't move anymore.

Soo... now I'm lying here with a rubber fist stuck past the bend of my sigmoid colon, until I recovered enough to get up again.
Whoops 😊

Coke can for scale, Murphy is just a bonus.

Also, parcel services charging you a 15+ bux service fee on top of international shipping prices, just for taking care of customs for you, should be illegal.

I think it was Dr. Pepper

For the record. I also bought the big egg molds. They're almost 2.5" in diameter. :3