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Routine over joy is old age
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Routine over joy is old age
About to put a pizza in the oven with no pan.
Who am I kidding?
Who am I kidding?
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
About to put a pizza in the oven with no pan.
Who am I kidding?
Who am I kidding?
Anyone else pretend they're at a crime scene when bagging leftovers?
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Anyone else pretend they're at a crime scene when bagging leftovers?
Back in the 50s people displayed their rifles and books in the same room.
That's called bipartisanship.
That's called bipartisanship.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Back in the 50s people displayed their rifles and books in the same room.
That's called bipartisanship.
That's called bipartisanship.
Fox News: Kash Patel spent three weeks redacting the Rockford Files
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Fox News: Kash Patel spent three weeks redacting the Rockford Files
Contents of Columbo's pockets: two cigars, a hotdog with mustard, three sugar packets, and some of the finest pre-war pornography this side of Berlin.
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Contents of Columbo's pockets: two cigars, a hotdog with mustard, three sugar packets, and some of the finest pre-war pornography this side of Berlin.
Most families survive by puzzles and board games...but when seasonal disorder kicks in they get a fucking tree
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Most families survive by puzzles and board games...but when seasonal disorder kicks in they get a fucking tree
Most of my neighbors' best attempt at communication is the wreath on their door this time of year.
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Most of my neighbors' best attempt at communication is the wreath on their door this time of year.
America's red flag was UFC.
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
America's red flag was UFC.
The Jerk is in top 5 comedies
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The Jerk is in top 5 comedies
Aliens stole the kid girl survivor plot from Them!.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Aliens stole the kid girl survivor plot from Them!.
Normally I don't let an enchilada and a beer near my feet.
But it was a Tuesday.
But it was a Tuesday.
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Normally I don't let an enchilada and a beer near my feet.
But it was a Tuesday.
But it was a Tuesday.
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me
Fool me thrice, I'm going to sleep with your wife
Fool me twice, shame on me
Fool me thrice, I'm going to sleep with your wife
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me
Fool me thrice, I'm going to sleep with your wife
Fool me twice, shame on me
Fool me thrice, I'm going to sleep with your wife
The worst Hallmark card I've seen was a picture of a Solo cup scooping up melted ice and it said At least you're not an alcoholic.
I was like 18.
My Aunt was always joking like that.
I was like 18.
My Aunt was always joking like that.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The worst Hallmark card I've seen was a picture of a Solo cup scooping up melted ice and it said At least you're not an alcoholic.
I was like 18.
My Aunt was always joking like that.
I was like 18.
My Aunt was always joking like that.
Sure, you're good at playing the guitar - but let me see you eat one.
OK, OK, you can eat a guitar!
OK, OK, you can eat a guitar!
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Sure, you're good at playing the guitar - but let me see you eat one.
OK, OK, you can eat a guitar!
OK, OK, you can eat a guitar!
Imagine how popular Catholism would be if they replaced wafers with double cheese burgers.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Imagine how popular Catholism would be if they replaced wafers with double cheese burgers.
There is nothing more American than stuffing A turkey with peanut butter.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
There is nothing more American than stuffing A turkey with peanut butter.
Gangster Squad is up there with worst movies ever
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Gangster Squad is up there with worst movies ever
#lordoftherings: how do you think the outcome would be if Gollum had unlimited access to a new Jeep Grand Cherokee?
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
#lordoftherings: how do you think the outcome would be if Gollum had unlimited access to a new Jeep Grand Cherokee?
#LordoftheRings: what's with dwarves' hatred of railings? I guess dwarves suck at safety.
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
#LordoftheRings: what's with dwarves' hatred of railings? I guess dwarves suck at safety.
I was walking to my apt w taco bell and this guy with a cart full of groceries says you got lunch i got groceries, i have many lunches and then laughed
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I was walking to my apt w taco bell and this guy with a cart full of groceries says you got lunch i got groceries, i have many lunches and then laughed
Si pauper es, malus homo es.
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Si pauper es, malus homo es.
Santa Clause is the most conservative savior ever. The more gifts you get for nothing, the more "good" you are.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Santa Clause is the most conservative savior ever. The more gifts you get for nothing, the more "good" you are.