The majority of friend requests I get on Switch are mis-clicks as they furiously attempt to block me

GSP went up by about 8k from this run. Something tells me I might be near the max...

I love how you can kill Ness without trying to kill Ness

Nice little milestone

I just deleted my Twitter. I thought I might feel happy to leave the nazi app, or sad to end the account that at one point had almost 1,500 followers. Instead I feel...nothing. Good riddance.

Have emailed boss like "what do???" because we cannot do business with these tariffs. Do I turn in this project? Do we wait and see what tomorrow brings? It's just the stupidest horseshit.

my offer to america: we bring woke back

Gotta love how Republicans will be like "this is the movie THEY don't want you to see!" and it's some crazy person screaming how Trump is God and Hillary is a lizard. Meanwhile, they throw a FIT trying to stop you from seeing a movie that's basically a guy filming what happens in his driveway.

I'm your least favorite player's least favorite player
#ssbu #samus

Do we still call them tweets?