AAHH i think im too late but i like her with zero!!

AAAAAAAANSHASXBFSJEKFBJKANAJNGGK THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EVER IMAGINED IT COULD BE IM RIPPING OUT ALL MY HAIR!!!!!!!! okay i will stop screaming in ur notifs now sorry Amy lmao

IM GNAWING ON THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE THIS IS SOOOOO GOOD

i hear it's more likely for someone who is a twin to have twins as offspring too.... so i like to think they have twins too heheheh

YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT ALL OF THIS square should just hire you to write the twins from now on and then they can kiss in canon 😌

he definitely huffed her panties for years tho

but i like to think they have a fling before she figures that out. maybe he sets a good standard for her on how she should be treated. and they still stay close and just have this semi-humorous air of like "lmao remember that time we thought we'd make a good couple"

but then she gets a little older still and realizes like. wait. i still wanna swing swords and play in dirt for fun and urianger still wants to read books and drink tea. i didnt grow up and suddenly find that stuff interesting. it's still fucking BORING

she has a massive crush on him while she's in the studium bc he's kind to her when she's an awkward preteen and listens to her talk about bugs and mean girls. and then she gets a little older and he makes her a sword and she sees it as a grand romantic gesture, and it probably is

IM BOUNCING OFF THE FUCKING WALLS OF MY ENCLOSURE