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Thanksgiving: the Median between Halloween and Christmas
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Thanksgiving: the Median between Halloween and Christmas
I say Thanksgiving. It fits the moral better. I forced my kids to watch it on Thanksgiving this year and it felt right.
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I say Thanksgiving. It fits the moral better. I forced my kids to watch it on Thanksgiving this year and it felt right.
Calm down. Land doesn’t vote.
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Calm down. Land doesn’t vote.
Words having meaning is a Democrat scam
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Words having meaning is a Democrat scam
Toilet Paper Ublican
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Toilet Paper Ublican
Calling Alan “But I Was Wearing Underwear” Dershowitz *Charismatic* should be reason enough to lose her job in a sane America.
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Calling Alan “But I Was Wearing Underwear” Dershowitz *Charismatic* should be reason enough to lose her job in a sane America.
I have a plan to deal with all my clutter. I wrote it down. It’s around here somewhere….
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I have a plan to deal with all my clutter. I wrote it down. It’s around here somewhere….
He’s a Russian stooge so this means Putin agrees
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
He’s a Russian stooge so this means Putin agrees
Im so sorry for you both. I don’t know how America was so willing to forget the unnecessary carnage of Trump’s Covid incompetence. (Though I think the incompetence was purposeful.)
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Im so sorry for you both. I don’t know how America was so willing to forget the unnecessary carnage of Trump’s Covid incompetence. (Though I think the incompetence was purposeful.)
You care. That’s huge. The hugest. So many people don’t, or we’d have a government that supports everyone.
Thank you, for what you do.
Thank you, for what you do.
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You care. That’s huge. The hugest. So many people don’t, or we’d have a government that supports everyone.
Thank you, for what you do.
Thank you, for what you do.
I was hospitalized and in a fully Medicaid-funded nursing home for a year and my savings were completely drained. As it is now I am on disability with Medicare, and yeah, that covers maybe 1/3 of my monthly expenses?
And I’m LUCKY and grateful for it. Our social safety net is indeed whack
And I’m LUCKY and grateful for it. Our social safety net is indeed whack
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grim.my
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I was hospitalized and in a fully Medicaid-funded nursing home for a year and my savings were completely drained. As it is now I am on disability with Medicare, and yeah, that covers maybe 1/3 of my monthly expenses?
And I’m LUCKY and grateful for it. Our social safety net is indeed whack
And I’m LUCKY and grateful for it. Our social safety net is indeed whack
Thats awful. I’m so sorry. But that new White House ballroom will make it all worth while I’m sure
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Thats awful. I’m so sorry. But that new White House ballroom will make it all worth while I’m sure
Fuck Grandma has been a consistent GOP platform since forever, but especially during COVID.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Fuck Grandma has been a consistent GOP platform since forever, but especially during COVID.
They were just trying to get off the phone with you Michelle
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They were just trying to get off the phone with you Michelle
Allons y! (Eats velociraptor)
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Allons y! (Eats velociraptor)
They don’t taste a thing like dinosaurs
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They don’t taste a thing like dinosaurs
She made their lives worse, and they killed themselves. Which is a horrifying fact.
I can’t tell if you are making a horrible joke, or lack reading comprehension, or some combination?
I can’t tell if you are making a horrible joke, or lack reading comprehension, or some combination?
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
She made their lives worse, and they killed themselves. Which is a horrifying fact.
I can’t tell if you are making a horrible joke, or lack reading comprehension, or some combination?
I can’t tell if you are making a horrible joke, or lack reading comprehension, or some combination?